How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
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December 1, 2016 at 12:31 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 12:29 pm)Alex K Wrote:(December 1, 2016 at 12:28 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Lolz. Actually I did. What would that entail? More importantly, would it pay well? Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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December 1, 2016 at 12:33 pm
You'd ring up a quantum mechanic and then spend the whole day never knowing if he'll turn up or not.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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December 1, 2016 at 12:38 pm
or you know where he is, but you cannot ascertain how fast he's doing the work . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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December 1, 2016 at 12:45 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 12:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: or you know where he is, but you cannot ascertain how fast he's doing the work . . And if you know how long he'll take, you don't know how much he'll charge!!!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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December 1, 2016 at 12:46 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 12:33 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You'd ring up a quantum mechanic and then spend the whole day never knowing if he'll turn up or not. Ok...but then what's the difference to a normal one?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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December 1, 2016 at 2:26 pm
(This post was last modified: December 1, 2016 at 2:28 pm by Alex K.)
(December 1, 2016 at 12:31 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:(December 1, 2016 at 12:29 pm)Alex K Wrote: As a side note, how cool would it be if "Quantum mechanic" became an actual job description. In a cool future where it is an everyday part of technology around us to have to manipulate atoms and particles (maybe for your home quantum computer, or your super laser cooker) , there's this guy who knows how to repair and adjust the quantum machinery, just like you'd now call the plumber if you don't feel like fixing the Schrödinger field generatorwater boiler.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
LastPoet
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December 1, 2016 at 3:17 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 2:26 pm)Alex K Wrote:(December 1, 2016 at 12:31 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: What would that entail? More importantly, would it pay well? I believe this triggers a recent story in my life. I will try to be brief. Guy walks into a bar and finds me. He asks if I can take a look at his inlaws small laptop. ... ok feeding circuit is dead and old machine.... so I told him, no way I would properly repair the machine and he was better off buying a new one. The guy begged and I MacGyvered with a bit of spit welding. I charged nothing as it was done as a quick fix. 6 months later, the guy said I got 65 euros for that and his dear inlaw gracefully payed me a beef sandwich. Lol. Imagine the guys face when no sammich ever got to me. Dude got robbed at my expense. Oh LP is on the hunt. RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 3:25 pm
@LastPoet,
I must admit that you completely lose me in the third act. Who got 65 Euros for what and who payed who for a beef sandwich, and why would you still be owed one after it was payed? I'm very confused.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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December 1, 2016 at 3:50 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 12:29 pm)Alex K Wrote:(December 1, 2016 at 12:28 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Lolz. Actually I did. They'd suck air in through their teeth, say the gasket's blown and then try to sell you a second hand Proton. (I'll get my coat) RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 4:07 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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