How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?

[MattB]

As an atheist it is obviously my god given right to commit to a total war against the pagan Christian ceremony of Christmas.

My chosen tactic is to tear down all pictures of Jesus in card stores in the religious card section, which is thankfully already small due to prior attacks.

I'm also going to be eggnogging Christians in the street and making sure they know that their Christian pagan celebrations, including the erecting and worshipping of Christmas trees, is not welcome and they should go back to where they came from.

So tell me, how are you fighting the good fight?

There is a atheist near me that out does all his neighbors with his decorations. Wonder if anyone has noticed there is none that are religious, unless you consider Santa one. I helped him put them out this year.

[vorlon13]

Probably impractical, but surgically altering a Christian baby to more closely resemble baby Jesus before eating it would be an interesting skirmish in the War on Christmas.

[Cecelia]

I will be celebrating Beebo day / Odin day instead.

[brewer]

I intend to practice necromancy.

Shit, ninja'd.

[Astreja]

(staggers in with a knapsack full of clarinet gear and Christmas music, a bag full of Santa hats, and a music stand that's been wired up with festive lights) I'm... uh... doing reconnaissance. Yup. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

[vorlon13]

I kinda forgot about this one;

passing out inflatable baby Jesus love dolls to pedo priests would make a great Christmas time affront to the religious folksies

even more outrageous, I suppose, would be how many pedo-priests would welcome the gift . . . .

[Kernel Sohcahtoa]

During this holiday season, I will look forward to the happy times that people will have and the warm memories that they will gain from these pleasant experiences.  However, regarding the increased occurrence of negative behavior during this time of year, I will declare war on this negativity in the following way: I'll make it a priority to treat others with as much civility and decency as I can.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Normally I’d be annoyed about the necro but as it’s Christmas I’ll let it fly.

My fight this year continues. I took a free present from a local church which was offered to me by parishioners when they knocked on my door. They asked if there were children in the house as I presume the chocolate was for them - BUT THERE ARENT ANY!

I intend to eat that chocolate on Winterval day whilst muttering a prayer to Zeus. Fight on warriors, fight on.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm going against all Christian Xmas traditions. I won't be spending so much that it will take me fifteen months to pay off the credit cards. I won't be attending office parties that result in 4-5 firings and two divorces. I won't be denigrating anyone who doesn't believe exactly what I profess to believe. 

Yeah, I'm just that kind of monster. Thoughts and prayers!

[Minimalist]