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joke time
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(March 30, 2018 at 6:58 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I'll just pluck one out of the air Rhonda.
Are you just stringing us along?

Try not to fret about it.  Water over the bridge.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I've heard this tune before.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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AKA: theists also welcome!

hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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When you feel yourself getting angry and possibly losing control, take a deep, deep breath and count to 10.




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(April 2, 2018 at 6:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When you feel yourself getting angry and possibly losing control, take a deep, deep breath and count to 10.




Boru

This I like!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Someone's test answer.

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Know God, Know fear.
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I've invented a new dish which consists of curry poured over chips. I call it 'curry on my wayward spuds.'

And yes - there will be peas when you are done. 

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I told my sister not to eat at least a half hour before swimming.
She said she'd heard that before and wanted to know why that is.
I said, 'it's because you're too fat.'

My girlfriend often smokes after sex so we've decided to use lubricant from now on.
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(April 3, 2018 at 9:01 am)Little lunch Wrote: I told my sister not to eat at least a half hour before swimming.
She said she'd heard that before and wanted to know why that is.
I said, 'it's because you're too fat.'

My girlfriend often smokes after sex so we've decided to use lubricant from now on.

Similar:

'Do you smoke after sex?'

'I don't know. I never looked. '

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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That was the original but Jimmy Carr took it, polished it up and pretended it was new.
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