This is your captain speaking...does anyone know how to land one of these?
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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 16, 2021 at 4:45 pm
(This post was last modified: February 16, 2021 at 5:21 pm by brewer.)
Our inflight movie today will be The Passion of the Christ.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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Plane is shaking violently:
"Attention passengers. If you look out the right side of the aircraft, you will see some parachutes. That is the crew." *Beeeep*
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
"God is my co-pilot"
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
-Homer Simpson RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 12:14 am
(This post was last modified: February 17, 2021 at 12:24 am by The Architect Of Fate.)
(February 16, 2021 at 1:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote: On a passenger jet."A mountain goat?" "We need those wings right?" "I'm sure that red blinking light is nothing " "Is that suppose to be on fire?" "Let's buzz the tower" 'There is something on the wing!" Some more "Ha it's just a thunderstorm" "I'm pretty sure this is a seaplane " "The landing gear was there a minute ago" "Were going to space !!!!!"
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