(March 4, 2021 at 5:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I just invented a mind-controlled air freshener.
It sounds crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.
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 Boru 
A cave man is cooking when another walks into the cave.
"The mammoth smells great!" says one. "Actually," says the other, "it's a mastodon!" This was the first evolutionary stirrings of... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I want to hear about the stirrings of Homo Erectus
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (March 4, 2021 at 9:56 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I want to hear about the stirrings of Homo Erectus Ask Eleven... 😂😂😂 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" ![[Image: image.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/W3SNNKQH/image.png) How the hell could they come to that finding I'd love to hear Vorlon's explanation if he was with us! RIP.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (March 4, 2021 at 10:28 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: He was near a rainbow rock painting. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (March 4, 2021 at 10:28 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: How the hell could they come to that finding https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/...ear-prague
Or they just found petrified spinach and fetta quiche in what used to be his stomach area.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
"Homosexual or Transsexual"? What the actual fuck would that be, given the recently developed (<70 Y) surgical techniques? A woman's pelvic region is a bit different from a man's. If the individual was a transsexual, that skeletal formation would be pretty informative.
I remember from the 6th grade that we were told that a skeleton that we were presented with was female. The teacher just kind of sighed like I was some sort of perve, or something, at least that's the vibe I got, when I asked how one could tell. If you're going to tell a class of 11-year-olds the sex of a skeleton, you'd better be ready to answer that question.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people of Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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