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RE: joke time
April 2, 2022 at 4:08 am
If I were a rapper, my rap name would be 'Gershwin', and I'd release my debut album exclusively on CD with blue cover art.
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RE: joke time
April 2, 2022 at 4:38 am
(April 2, 2022 at 4:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If I were a rapper, my rap name would be 'Gershwin', and I'd release my debut album exclusively on CD with blue cover art.
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RE: joke time
April 3, 2022 at 3:54 am
Muhammad Ali: 'Float like a butterfly.'
Jellyfish: 'Done.'
Ali: 'Sting like a bee.'
Jellyfish: 'I am fucking NAILING this.'
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RE: joke time
April 3, 2022 at 6:43 pm
I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.
He asked which companies?
I told him gas, electric, and cable.
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RE: joke time
April 4, 2022 at 1:30 am
There are some fucking weird people on this forum.
Someone, who will remain unknown, sent me a personal message inviting me to a naked, Satanic, midnight dance and orgy in a forest!
And then they didn't even bother to show up.
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RE: joke time
April 6, 2022 at 6:10 am
I recently learned that there's a rather obscure character in
The Iliad named Bophades. Like the better-known Achillies, he is a nearly invincible warrior, but with a weak spot - his groin.
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RE: joke time
April 6, 2022 at 7:44 am
HUSBAND: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?”
WIFE: “Easy!! I clean the toilet.”
HUSBAND: “Hmm.. how does that help?”
WIFE: “I use your toothbrush.”
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RE: joke time
April 6, 2022 at 10:01 pm
"Are you ready for the return of Jesus?"
"Yes, I have a nailgun. Bastard won't escape this time!"
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