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RE: joke time
January 5, 2023 at 4:54 pm
Nancy Pelosi: Want to hear a joke?

Kevin McCarthy: Sure.

Pelosi: Speaker Of The House.

McCarthy: *pause* I don’t get it.

Pelosi: And you never will.

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RE: joke time
January 5, 2023 at 7:43 pm
(January 4, 2023 at 9:53 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal.

Elongate would really be drawn out.

Oh, man!  That got an actual audible groan from me...

...and it didn't require any knob-gobbling!
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RE: joke time
January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am (This post was last modified: January 7, 2023 at 6:35 am by The Valkyrie.)
I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober!

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RE: joke time
January 7, 2023 at 5:16 am (This post was last modified: January 7, 2023 at 6:36 am by The Valkyrie.)
(January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober!

Ouch.

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RE: joke time
January 7, 2023 at 4:34 pm
If you stand in front of a mirror in a darkened room and say, ‘Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary’, a disgruntled bartender with a septum piercing will appear and tell you to wait your turn, she heard you the first time.

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RE: joke time
January 7, 2023 at 5:05 pm
(January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober!

"Ooof!"

That was a gut-punch...but freaking hilarious!
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RE: joke time
January 8, 2023 at 2:46 am
I just found out I'm a kleptomaniac!
But everything's going to be OK because I'm taking something for it every day!
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January 8, 2023 at 5:00 am (This post was last modified: January 8, 2023 at 5:00 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
What's the difference between Ashli Babbitt and Kevin McCarthy?

Ashli Babbitt only had to be told ONCE she wasn't wanted in the House of Representatives.

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January 8, 2023 at 4:58 pm
There’s a huge sale at my local Lego’s store. People are lined up for blocks.

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January 8, 2023 at 7:04 pm
(January 8, 2023 at 5:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What's the difference between Ashli Babbitt and Kevin McCarthy?

Ashli Babbitt only had to be told ONCE she wasn't wanted in the House of Representatives.

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