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Nancy Pelosi: Want to hear a joke?

Kevin McCarthy: Sure.

Pelosi: Speaker Of The House.

McCarthy: *pause* I don’t get it.

Pelosi: And you never will.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 4, 2023 at 9:53 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal.

Elongate would really be drawn out.

Oh, man!  That got an actual audible groan from me...

...and it didn't require any knob-gobbling!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober!

Ouch.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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If you stand in front of a mirror in a darkened room and say, ‘Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary’, a disgruntled bartender with a septum piercing will appear and tell you to wait your turn, she heard you the first time.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober!

"Ooof!"

That was a gut-punch...but freaking hilarious!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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I just found out I'm a kleptomaniac!
But everything's going to be OK because I'm taking something for it every day!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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What's the difference between Ashli Babbitt and Kevin McCarthy?

Ashli Babbitt only had to be told ONCE she wasn't wanted in the House of Representatives.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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There’s a huge sale at my local Lego’s store. People are lined up for blocks.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 8, 2023 at 5:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What's the difference between Ashli Babbitt and Kevin McCarthy?

Ashli Babbitt only had to be told ONCE she wasn't wanted in the House of Representatives.

Boru

<audible groan>
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