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joke time
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Nancy Pelosi: Want to hear a joke?
Kevin McCarthy: Sure. Pelosi: Speaker Of The House. McCarthy: *pause* I don’t get it. Pelosi: And you never will. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (January 4, 2023 at 9:53 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal. Oh, man! That got an actual audible groan from me... ...and it didn't require any knob-gobbling!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
 RE: joke time
January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am
(This post was last modified: January 7, 2023 at 6:35 am by The Valkyrie.)
I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober!
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: joke time
January 7, 2023 at 5:16 am
(This post was last modified: January 7, 2023 at 6:36 am by The Valkyrie.)
(January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober! Ouch. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
If you stand in front of a mirror in a darkened room and say, ‘Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary’, a disgruntled bartender with a septum piercing will appear and tell you to wait your turn, she heard you the first time.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober! "Ooof!" That was a gut-punch...but freaking hilarious!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
I just found out I'm a kleptomaniac!
But everything's going to be OK because I'm taking something for it every day!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: joke time
January 8, 2023 at 5:00 am
(This post was last modified: January 8, 2023 at 5:00 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
What's the difference between Ashli Babbitt and Kevin McCarthy?
Ashli Babbitt only had to be told ONCE she wasn't wanted in the House of Representatives. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
There’s a huge sale at my local Lego’s store. People are lined up for blocks.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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