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joke time
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 (January 4, 2023 at 9:53 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal. Oh, man! That got an actual audible groan from me... ...and it didn't require any knob-gobbling!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
 RE: joke time
January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am
(This post was last modified: January 7, 2023 at 6:35 am by The Valkyrie.)
I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: joke time
January 7, 2023 at 5:16 am
(This post was last modified: January 7, 2023 at 6:36 am by The Valkyrie.)
(January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober! Ouch. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
If you stand in front of a mirror in a darkened room and say, ‘Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary’, a disgruntled bartender with a septum piercing will appear and tell you to wait your turn, she heard you the first time.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(January 7, 2023 at 4:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ashlii Babbitt for the remarkable achievement of being 730 days sober! "Ooof!" That was a gut-punch...but freaking hilarious!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
I just found out I'm a kleptomaniac!
But everything's going to be OK because I'm taking something for it every day!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: joke time
January 8, 2023 at 5:00 am
(This post was last modified: January 8, 2023 at 5:00 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
What's the difference between Ashli Babbitt and Kevin McCarthy?
Ashli Babbitt only had to be told ONCE she wasn't wanted in the House of Representatives. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
There’s a huge sale at my local Lego’s store. People are lined up for blocks.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(January 8, 2023 at 5:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What's the difference between Ashli Babbitt and Kevin McCarthy? <audible groan>
Disappointing theists since 1968!
 RE: joke time
January 9, 2023 at 6:19 am
(This post was last modified: January 9, 2023 at 7:36 am by purplepurpose.)
ChatGTP writes a rap for me:
Write a rap about the Hard life of a simp in a comedic way(my request). Yo, listen up I'm a simp, ain't nothin' funny But I'll do my best to make this rap money I ain't got no game, it's a crying shame But I still chase these ladies just the same I spend my days, and all my nights Trying to make these women feel right But they just keep playing me for a fool I'm like a puppy, always acting cool But deep down inside, it's a hard life Being a simp, it cuts like a knife But I can't help it, I'm under their spell I'm just a simp, can't you tell? I'll do whatever it takes, just to get a glimpse Of the woman I love, even if it means I'm whipped So if you see me out on the town Hanging on to some chick, spinning round and round Just know that I'm living the simp's life It ain't easy, but I'll make it right I'll keep on simping, till the end of time It may be hard, but it's worth the climb So if you see me, don't you judge I'm just a simp, trying to love. |
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