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Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?

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Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
BrokenQuill92 Offline
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RE: Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
May 1, 2014 at 11:26 am
That's mean! I'm a virgin and plenty of people think I'm hot!
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RE: Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
May 1, 2014 at 11:35 am
Hot? No way to be certain.

Easy? Without a doubt.
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RE: Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
May 1, 2014 at 12:02 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2014 at 12:02 pm by JesusHChrist.)
Sure, while we're fantasizing about fictional characters, why not?

Come on baby! You're like a GOD to me! Smite me with that Rod of Iron!

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Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
May 1, 2014 at 12:21 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2014 at 12:21 pm by Rampant.A.I..)
I wonder if Mary screamed her son's name while being impregnated by God.

PARADOX?
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RE: Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
May 1, 2014 at 12:24 pm
(May 1, 2014 at 12:21 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: I wonder if Mary screamed her son's name while being impregnated by God.

PARADOX?

I just threw up in my mouth a little! Can we please stop talking about impregnating 13 year old ancient Hebrew girls!
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#16
RE: Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
May 1, 2014 at 12:40 pm
No.

And I don't think Luke Skywalker blew up the death star either.
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Re: RE: Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
May 1, 2014 at 12:42 pm
(May 1, 2014 at 12:21 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: I wonder if Mary screamed her son's name while being impregnated by God.

PARADOX?

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RE: Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
May 1, 2014 at 12:57 pm
(May 1, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: No.

And I don't think Luke Skywalker blew up the death star either.
Obi wan helped him... then there's that thing with the force.
Also, the actual thing that destroyed the death star was a plasma energy thing generated by Luke's X-wing's cannons. These were activated upon Luke's command, mind you... the aim was also on Luke... that makes it acceptable to say that Luke actually did blow up the death star.
You need to go see the movie, again.
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RE: Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
May 1, 2014 at 1:05 pm
The Death Star was charging it's primary weapon at the time of the blast, can we rule out factory defect that coincidentally manifested at that time ?

Also, was there a chapel of some sort on the Death Star? Either for those into Emperor worship, or even maybe for the Christians on board?

Weird if the blast destroyed any statuary of Mary, hot or otherwise . . . .


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RE: Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?
May 1, 2014 at 1:10 pm
(May 1, 2014 at 8:31 am)Zen Badger Wrote: It has already been established that god gets off on sado- masochism, but....

Does he do anal?

And if so, will he be into anal beads?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Devil

I think the Catholics call them prayer beads.
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