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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 30, 2010 at 2:33 pm
57. Wrapping fish.
58. Bedding for your hamster.
59. Origami.
60. To clean dog crap off your shoes.
Only 41 more to go!
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 30, 2010 at 3:49 pm
61. Smashing hamsters.
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm
(August 30, 2010 at 3:49 pm)Shinylight Wrote: 61. Smashing hamsters.
Your mother was a hamster! And your father smells of elderberries!
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 30, 2010 at 5:21 pm
(August 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm)Thor Wrote: Your mother was a hamster! And your father smells of elderberries!
NEEEEERRRRD!
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 2:45 am
63. Material for a standup comedy routine.
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 2:59 am
64. A colouring book for your 3 year old. So he/she stops messing up books that are actually important.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 7:22 am
65. To show the plan of redemption and to show God works through sinful people...
Its ok to have doubt, just dont let that doubt become the answers.
You dont hate God, you hate the church game.
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 8:58 am
solja, we are listing things that can actually be useful.
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 9:02 am
(August 31, 2010 at 7:22 am)solja247 Wrote: 65. To show the plan of redemption and to show God works through sinful people...
That's just about as useful as my
porn suggestion...
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