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joke time
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I'm not sure which is more offensive about that joke - that's it's culturally insensitive or that I laughed at it.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I knew a poet who lost his ability to write poetry. He was devastated for a while, but eventually came to terms with his loss of inspiration.
He decided that no muse is good muse. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I know a guy who had a really noisy cat that kept him up at night with all the noise. It unfortunately contracted laryngitis and was left mute. He was upset at first, but then realized that no mews was good mews.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
When I was a kid, our church was being renovated and all the seats replaced. No pews is good pews.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Some people think the extinction of large herbivores is a good thing. They think
No gnus is good gnus
Due to shortages in the shops, our entire town has run out of Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum, but it’s for the best -
No chews is good chews. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I spent most of yesterday asking people what time it was and kept getting different answers.
Idiots. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 7:15 pm
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2020 at 7:15 pm by Fireball.)
Brain37, don't look.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 10:03 pm
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2020 at 10:04 pm by The Valkyrie.)
His wife asked him if she was the only one he'd ever been with.
He replied yes, that all the others had been nines or tens. His funeral is on Friday.
Dying to live, living to die.
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