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joke time
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I'm not sure which is more offensive about that joke - that's it's culturally insensitive or that I laughed at it.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I knew a poet who lost his ability to write poetry. He was devastated for a while, but eventually came to terms with his loss of inspiration.

He decided that no muse is good muse.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I know a guy who had a really noisy cat that kept him up at night with all the noise. It unfortunately contracted laryngitis and was left mute. He was upset at first, but then realized that no mews was good mews.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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When I was a kid, our church was being renovated and all the seats replaced. No pews is good pews.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Some people think the extinction of large herbivores is a good thing. They think
No gnus is good gnus
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Due to shortages in the shops, our entire town has run out of Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum, but it’s for the best - 

No chews is good chews.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I spent most of yesterday asking people what time it was and kept getting different answers.

Idiots.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Brain37, don't look.


If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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You sick bastards!




Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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His wife asked him if she was the only one he'd ever been with.

He replied yes, that all the others had been nines or tens.

His funeral is on Friday.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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