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#3831
RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 12:32 pm
I knew a poet who lost his ability to write poetry. He was devastated for a while, but eventually came to terms with his loss of inspiration.

He decided that no muse is good muse.

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#3832
RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 12:39 pm
I know a guy who had a really noisy cat that kept him up at night with all the noise. It unfortunately contracted laryngitis and was left mute. He was upset at first, but then realized that no mews was good mews.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#3833
RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 12:41 pm
When I was a kid, our church was being renovated and all the seats replaced. No pews is good pews.

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#3834
RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 12:43 pm
Some people think the extinction of large herbivores is a good thing. They think
No gnus is good gnus
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#3835
RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 12:49 pm
Due to shortages in the shops, our entire town has run out of Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum, but it’s for the best - 

No chews is good chews.

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#3836
RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 6:35 pm
I spent most of yesterday asking people what time it was and kept getting different answers.

Idiots.

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#3837
RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 7:15 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2020 at 7:15 pm by Fireball.)
Brain37, don't look.


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#3838
RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 9:18 pm
You sick bastards!




Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 10:03 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2020 at 10:04 pm by The Valkyrie.)
His wife asked him if she was the only one he'd ever been with.

He replied yes, that all the others had been nines or tens.

His funeral is on Friday.

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RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 11:21 pm
(May 17, 2020 at 5:02 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: We're all familiar with "no parking" signs, the big black "P" inside a red circle with a red line through it?

I've heard that in Ireland there are two red lines instead of one.  It means "No Parking, at all, at all!"

That's why irishmen wear two condoms at a time...to be sure, to be sure.
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