lol, im actually related to a now defunct family. Not Ze Germans.
either way, fuck off thistle muncher
either way, fuck off thistle muncher
The Middle Ages Was the Best We Ever Had
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lol, im actually related to a now defunct family. Not Ze Germans.
either way, fuck off thistle muncher
Haha, "thistle muncher", that is a good one... I will admit that I don't have anything to respond to that one. Well done
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'you can always all me a posh twat' btw, i have several scottish friends, all as tight as the next, but loyal nonetheless.
I wouldn't know if you are actually posh though... I get called posh in Scotland. I live in a well off part of Dundee, so I get branded. Although, the rest of the people here brand everyone else as junkies...lol.
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RE: The Middle Ages Was the Best We Ever Had
October 9, 2011 at 3:19 pm
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2011 at 3:21 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(October 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: Me neither, but i am related to british royalty. Beat that. I am not nearly so inbred. I feel unworthy. But then again, going back 79,000 years, I am related to every royal family that would ever rule. (October 9, 2011 at 1:46 pm)frankiej Wrote: Beat that? Being related to a dog would beat that Are you? (October 9, 2011 at 3:19 pm)Chuck Wrote: Like I said, all Europeans are related to Charlamagne. RE: The Middle Ages Was the Best We Ever Had
October 9, 2011 at 6:06 pm
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Quote:5thHorseman Wrote: Being related to that shower is not something about which I'd brag.The last member of the British royal family to have an IQ higher than a corgi was Albert, Prince consort of Queen Victoria,and he died in 1968. Plus, British royalty is actually German,the house of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.. The name was changed to Windsor by George V in 1917. ME? Oh, I'm related to Brian Boru, (Brian Boruma mac Cennetig) high king of Ireland (914-1014ce). You may pog ma thoin.
plus you didnt finish reading the rest
RE: The Middle Ages Was the Best We Ever Had
October 9, 2011 at 6:12 pm
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Fellas, turkish girls are awesome, and they just love John Q Whitey and his army uniform. I have pics Mehmet, maybe we've visited the same places? I probably have a few illegitimate red haired turkish children running around. By the by, the folks in turkey seemed very nice, nothing like this chest puffing douche.
(what can I say, poisoning the genetic well with mic blood everywhere I go)
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oh dear plastic paddy alert. can practically smell the guinness and blackcurrant.
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