When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.

[Seraphina]

I get a lot of knockers for many odd reasons - 

If this is your situation, have you ever learned the fine art of "having fun with Jehovah's Witnesses?" It is very entertaining. The only thing is, if you do it too well you don't get to do it too often.

I have a lot of admiration for people who can verbally spar on the fly lol
I'm a writer, not a speaker though. I would have to pass notes back and forth if I engaged in a debate with a religious nutter.

-Teresa