RE: When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.
December 13, 2017 at 12:46 am
(December 12, 2017 at 9:31 pm)Cecelia Wrote: When someone unknown comes to my front door, I start moaning like I'm having sex. It's the same thing I do when I get from scam callers.
One of my neighbors claims that he was boinking his girl when some jovies showed up at his door. He claims further that he answered the door with a raging hard-on and asked them, "WHAT?!". Given what I've seen him do on other occasions, I'm inclined to believe him. He further claims that they never came back, after that. I should try that with my wife. The next time some of them show up, both of us could go to the door and camp it up. It would be amusing, to say the least. She wouldn't do that, though. She argues chapter and verse with them (and she knows the damned stuff). They usually slink off right quick when she busts their chops on their quotes. Now, if only she was an atheist.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
