RE: What kind of a Jesus movie would you make?
July 3, 2023 at 10:07 am
(This post was last modified: July 3, 2023 at 10:12 am by The Grand Nudger.)
The movie would start with him calling a pheonician woman a bitch and end with him dying, having failed to bring israel to his cult. The backdrop would be overt racism, roman occupation, and insurgent terrorism. We'd see his rich widow backers, we'd see all the attempts he made on his male companions which were unsuccessful. He'd have a foot fetish, and a completely unexplained hatred for shrubs.
Tragi-comedy.
Tragi-comedy.
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