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New game: your ideal Christian
#11
RE: New game: your ideal Christian
Oh, if it were a perfect world...
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#12
RE: New game: your ideal Christian
(December 17, 2011 at 8:38 pm)aleialoura Wrote: 1.) One who doesn't deny evolution, or other scientific facts.

2.) Yes. My grandparents, most Catholics.

3.) I don't dismiss people for their religious beliefs, and have had long relationships with Christians.

ive noticed that too, catholics aren't vocal and far more humble than evangelicals, the pope being a bad exception

i also think the same on 1.
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#13
RE: New game: your ideal Christian
My grandparents recently told me that there were, statistically, more "fallen catholics" in the world (don't fulfill their weekly mass obligation) than practicing catholics.

I tried to research to confirm, but couldn't really find anything. I wouldn't be shocked if it were true..
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RE: New game: your ideal Christian
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RE: New game: your ideal Christian
(December 18, 2011 at 10:57 am)Rhythm Wrote: [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlU5p89YNu9TXqoZJHN_6...dfe-ESqrjw]

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That would be so wrong .. if I were in any better position to know what is in your head than you are. Never mind.

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#16
RE: New game: your ideal Christian
The ideal Christian is someone who is rational, logical, intelligent, and wants to learn about the world.

That type of Christian when he learns more and becomes better educated is unlikely to stay a Christian afterwards.
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#17
RE: New game: your ideal Christian
1.) What are the best positions/attributes a Christian could have and still want to call herself a Christian?

Doggystyle is a favorite of mine. This hypothetical good christian would be well-versed in such, and I would not object if she called herself a good christian for practicing this with a passion. Attributes? Well-proportioned, flexible, shaved in the right places, fit, able to go full-biblical multiple times.

2.) Have you ever met a Christian that met your ideal? (If not, are there any fairly famous ones you suspect might?)

I did meet one who met this ideal, but she repented after the full-biblical.

3.) How fond/approving of such a Christian could you be? Would you be happy to have one: .. move next door? .. become a fishing buddy? .. marry your daughter?! .. marry you?!?!

I approved of her while we were biblical, especially when she was telling me in triple X pantomime about sodomites.

I don't have a daughter, but before I took this proper christian home to study, she did show me how to love her fellow woman as herself (by making out with her best friend and groping her everywhere).
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#18
RE: New game: your ideal Christian
My girlfriend is a Christian, but has no intentions to convert me.
She did tell me though, that growing up she was looking for a nice Christian man and raise a Christian family.

Now that we are both 20, she realizes what true love is. It's not God or Religion.

I asked her why she believed in her religion and God, and she said because she is scared of the unknown and death, and that believing in God and heaven is comforting. She got very emotional, when she asked me what I believe happens when we die, and I said we turn to dust and we feel and think nothing, just like before we were born.

She even said that when raising our kids, she will bring them to church, and let them see what Christianity is about, but she said that we will also sit them down, because she is a strong believer in individual rights, and wants our kids to be whatever they want to, and we will love them no matter if they are atheist, gay, have a mental illness, or anything that would make them "different".

I think my girlfriend is the perfect Christian Smile
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RE: New game: your ideal Christian
(December 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm)Epimethean Wrote: 1.) What are the best positions/attributes a Christian could have and still want to call herself a Christian?

Doggystyle is a favorite of mine. This hypothetical good christian would be well-versed in such, and I would not object if she called herself a good christian for practicing this with a passion. Attributes? Well-proportioned, flexible, shaved in the right places, fit, able to go full-biblical multiple times.

2.) Have you ever met a Christian that met your ideal? (If not, are there any fairly famous ones you suspect might?)

I did meet one who met this ideal, but she repented after the full-biblical.

3.) How fond/approving of such a Christian could you be? Would you be happy to have one: .. move next door? .. become a fishing buddy? .. marry your daughter?! .. marry you?!?!

I approved of her while we were biblical, especially when she was telling me in triple X pantomime about sodomites.

I don't have a daughter, but before I took this proper christian home to study, she did show me how to love her fellow woman as herself (by making out with her best friend and groping her everywhere).

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