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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
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#41
RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
December 29, 2011 at 8:28 pm
That Tebow asshole is clearly a bonafide provocateur.
That usually works like a boomerang. We only have to wait for it. Big Grin
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
December 29, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Fucking jesus didn't help him much when the Patriots kicked the shit out of the Broncos 41-23 a couple of weeks ago.


Clearly, jesus sucks at football.
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
December 29, 2011 at 8:37 pm
(December 29, 2011 at 8:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Clearly, jesus sucks at football.

That's not true minimalist.
It was all a part of god's plan.

If you pray for it and it happens, it's proof of god.
If you pray for it and it doesn't happen, it was a part of god's plan (which is also proof of god.)

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Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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#44
RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
December 29, 2011 at 8:47 pm
(December 29, 2011 at 8:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Your aunt is an ignorant cunt.
Now that was uncalled for. Why do you insult other people's relatives?
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
December 29, 2011 at 9:00 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2011 at 9:01 pm by Minimalist.)
Because like most theists she interjects her opinion about her fucking deity where it is not welcome.

She knows that Alei doesn't believe in her bullshit but she pushes it on her anyway.

Perhaps you have another word for ignorant cunt that you would prefer?
(December 29, 2011 at 8:37 pm)TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote:
(December 29, 2011 at 8:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Clearly, jesus sucks at football.

That's not true minimalist.
It was all a part of god's plan.

If you pray for it and it happens, it's proof of god.
If you pray for it and it doesn't happen, it was a part of god's plan (which is also proof of god.)

See? ATHEISM DEBUNKED FOREVER!

Yes...idiots can convince themselves of just about anything.
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#46
RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
December 29, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Well, she is an ignorant cunt...
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
December 29, 2011 at 9:03 pm
See?

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#48
RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
December 29, 2011 at 9:17 pm
(December 29, 2011 at 9:02 pm)aleialoura Wrote: Well, she is an ignorant cunt...

You are her relative, and you can judge her best.
I am not entitled to insult her.
Well, I didn't even understand what this is all about..
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#49
RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
December 29, 2011 at 9:22 pm
(December 29, 2011 at 9:17 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote:
(December 29, 2011 at 9:02 pm)aleialoura Wrote: Well, she is an ignorant cunt...

You are her relative, and you can judge her best.
I am not entitled to insult her.
Well, I didn't even understand what this is all about..
Here it is the way I understand it
Tim Tebow is an American football (very different from the sport you call football) player with the Denver Broncos. He is also the kind of Christian who likes to talk a lot about his faith. Aleiloura's mother reminded her of this and she wants to write a reply to it.

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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
December 29, 2011 at 9:33 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2011 at 9:34 pm by Justtristo.)
In the 6th Chapter of the Gospel of Matthew Jesus commanded his followers, precisely not to pray in the manner of those who wanted to have their piety see for all. Tim Tebow is doing something his lord and savior commanded not to do. Pray in a manner which shows his piety to everybody.
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