Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!

[Jackalope]

Since we do not live in desert camps and the toilet has it's place in our homes God knows we are smart enough to know this commandment only applies to those who might live in a similar situation as the Israelites did at that time.

That certainly makes sense.

Though it does also raise a question: which of the other commandments are inapplicable to modern age non-desert dwellers, and how do we know that your god is OK with it?

Furthermore, absent divine instruction applicable to our own living situation, how are we to know what we are supposed to be doing?

For example, is there anyone we should smite? There aren't many Canaanites around here, to be sure.

The point of this being - if non-Israelite humans are smart enough to figure out for themselves what laws and sanitary practices are needed for good living, why would the Isrealites need such instruction? Were they too stupid to figure it out? Or were the laws not from god, but were those very things that the Isrealites figured out for themselves and wrote into law?

[Minimalist]

Since we do not live in desert camps and the toilet has it's place in our homes God knows we are smart enough to know this commandment only applies to those who might live in a similar situation as the Israelites did at that time.

For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Matthew 5:18

I hate having to remind you about your fucking bible, G-C. Maybe you should read the goddamn thing instead of simply mouthing off about it.

Sounds to me like your 'god' may be getting ready to take a big shit on your head for your heresy.

[reverendjeremiah]

You're wasting your time Min..they argue that verse away, or at least ignore it.

Its double think.

That verse only matters when it should matter...any other time it is "misunderstood".

[Minimalist]

Not going to stop me from pounding his own shit back up his ass.

[reverendjeremiah]

What if Im sitting outside on my front pourch and I let loose the warm butt mud in my pants?

Does that count as shitting in my house?

[Jackalope]

There needs to be a third option to the poll: I shit in my own house as god repellant.

[The Magic Pudding]

Ah yes they were ancient times, god only had sandals back then. Shit between your toes in the darkness, no wonder he becomes upset and smitey. You guys mock him and risk his ire, I'm offering him gifts for which I'm sure he'll favour me.



Sorry god I'm late with your birthday gifts, it's all the fault of these evil atheists.

[Norfolk And Chance]

let loose the warm butt mud

Added to NAC database.

[reverendjeremiah]

Not going to stop me from pounding his own shit back up his ass.

i would never ONCE deem to tell you what you should or should not do... just pointing out the absurdity of arguing reason with someone who shat reason out long ago

I still LMAO at your posts...

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Who's the nasty bitch who voted "NO" on the poll....

LMFAO!

[Faith No More]

Me, I have a pot on my front porch that I shit in. Just kidding, I figured no one would vote no and that made me really want to vote that way.

On another note, did anyone else read the title of the thread and imagine God with a rolled up newspaper chasing after some puny human scrambling to pull his pants up?