Great news for everyone

[Saved]

Hey guys and gals, I've got some fantastic news that you'll really want to know about.

Did you know that Jesus loves you? Yeah, it's true. He really does love you personally and all he wants from you in return is for you to love him more than anything or anyone else in this world. That's it. Pretty cool huh?

But that's not all. Because you love him that means that when you die you will be resurrected to spend the rest of eternity in paradise where you can carry on worshipping him and loving him for ever. Isn't that fantastic?

I know atheists are only the way they are because they hate God, have given in to the temptation of the flesh and evils of science and are spiritually lost. I used to be the same as you until just a few days ago but now I have been saved and I'm so happy that I just want to share that happiness with my fellow humans.

But now I'm so much better than you because I've been born again into the truth of divine love and knowledge. But you can be as good as me if you want. Brilliant isn't it?

Just study your bible and you'll find Jesus there waiting for you.

Bless you.

-Saved

[Minimalist]

Hey, Summer.... where's that meme you made for me?

[Erinome]

[LittleMissAwesome]

Damn. I thought there was actually good news in here.

[KichigaiNeko]

Born again cos his deity couldn't get it right the first time...meh.

Idiot post reported. But thanks for today's science viewing Alei hadn't seen this one yet.

[Erinome]

You know I'm always good for it, Kichi.

[Saved]

[Erinome]

I'm offended by the mere thought of Jesus. I think it's terribly rude of you to come to an atheist forum and espouse your ill-founded beliefs, as if we had never heard such. It's a bit condescending, don't ya think.

Thank you, and

[Saved]

I like Carl Sagan as well and he wasn't an atheist and very spiritual as well

[8BitAtheist]

Hail Sagan, Degrasse Tyson, and Hitchens! The TRUE Trinity. Your god is no match. Beaten before he even had a chance, since all of these people exist.. and I can't say the same about Yahweh.