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RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 5:53 pm
Tacks equally as crazy, he's just more polite about it.
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RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 5:57 pm
(March 14, 2012 at 5:14 pm)One King Wrote: 
Praise the Lord. Fantastic news Saved. You made the greatest decision of your life and I promise you that you will not regret it. You are going to find that life only gets better from here on out. I'm so happy to have yet another new brother in Christ. That's what we are. We are all brothers and sisters in Christ.
I've known the Lord Jesus Christ now for over15 years and I couldn't be happier.
So very happy to hear that another soul will join us in Heaven someday. Contact me anytime. I'd be more than happy to help guide you should you have any thoughts or questions.
For a practical example of Pious Blather, see above.
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RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 6:08 pm
(This post was last modified: March 14, 2012 at 6:08 pm by Aegrus.)
Hmm . . . maybe the O.P got distracted and wandered off. These types tend to have rather short attention spans.
What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 6:11 pm
Quote:At the very least you've always been consistant in your attitude towards theists.
Only those who get in my face. I mean, my darling old mum (nearly 86) is a sincere Catholic and a small 'c' Christian*. Tacky you are a small 'c' Christian, I have no problem with you.
For your information, I WAS bluffing:I would never have hit the guy. The last time I hit another person in anger was in 1964 (I was 17) It is the arrogance of proselytising which infuriates me,whether theist,atheist, or political idealogue.
*This can actually refer to any religion. It simply means a person who gives witness to their faith by the way they live. Eg Chip,GC,Undeceived are big "C" Christians.
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RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 6:37 pm
(This post was last modified: March 14, 2012 at 6:37 pm by Welsh cake.)
(March 14, 2012 at 5:14 pm)One King Wrote: You are going to find that life only gets better from here on out. And if it doesn't, that's simply Satan and/or God testing you.
Damn... religion is such a fucking waste of life.
You're wasting your lives and making me waste mine by responding to your bullshit.
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RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 6:56 pm
(This post was last modified: March 14, 2012 at 6:56 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote:One King Wrote:
You are going to find that life only gets better from here on out.
Bourgeois bullshit.
Quote:Most men live lives of quiet desperation(Voltaire)
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RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 7:08 pm
(March 14, 2012 at 5:04 am)tackattack Wrote: I think this guy is a POE. Something smack of too much exacting fundamentalism, not even real fundies are that consitant.
What could possibly be the difference between real fundies and paradies of fundies?
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RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm
Well that's exactly what Poe's Law says, that you can't tell the difference. This stuff is so self-parodying that trying to parody it just makes you look like the real thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 10:36 pm
Saved, I want to be saved, but still looking for that secret formula you guys guard so closely. Please enlighten me (and others here) on the exact steps you took in order to be saved. Please reveal your secrets. I am all ears!
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RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 11:01 pm
(This post was last modified: March 14, 2012 at 11:04 pm by Gooders1002.)
(March 14, 2012 at 5:14 pm)One King Wrote:
Praise the Lord. Fantastic news Saved. You made the greatest decision of your life and I promise you that you will not regret it. You are going to find that life only gets better from here on out. I'm so happy to have yet another new brother in Christ. That's what we are. We are all brothers and sisters in Christ.
I've known the Lord Jesus Christ now for over15 years and I couldn't be happier.
So very happy to hear that another soul will join us in Heaven someday. Contact me anytime. I'd be more than happy to help guide you should you have any thoughts or questions.
Thats great you found a buddy to talk crap with forever with you and your imaginary friend, have fun. While the the rest of us have real life to attend to and a world to make less stupid and more moral.
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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