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WTF do Easter eggs have to do with Easter?

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WTF do Easter eggs have to do with Easter?
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RE: WTF do Easter eggs have to do with Easter?
March 23, 2012 at 10:19 am
Wouldn't it be considered a bit disrespectful to eat Jesus, that is, not as a wafer in a church setting?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: WTF do Easter eggs have to do with Easter?
March 23, 2012 at 10:38 am
(March 23, 2012 at 9:52 am)NoMoreFaith Wrote: He wants to be on Toast man, fucking Toast is the way of the lord.

What're you talking about? The divine way is Pizza!

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RE: WTF do Easter eggs have to do with Easter?
March 24, 2012 at 12:02 am (This post was last modified: March 24, 2012 at 12:03 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
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RE: WTF do Easter eggs have to do with Easter?
March 24, 2012 at 12:24 am
(March 21, 2012 at 6:12 am)Napoleon Wrote: You think painting easter eggs and relating them to rabbits and Jesus makes sense?

Nothing about fucking jesus makes sense.
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RE: WTF do Easter eggs have to do with Easter?
March 24, 2012 at 2:14 am
I dunno, but the Reese's seasonal egg-shaped candies are one of my reasons for living. Also, I have consumed a chocolate Jesus. My grandmother always had something Jesusy in our easter basket.

As for easter eggs, for no reason in particular, I take an egg, shake it up like crazy, poke holes in both ends, blow out the guts, and paint the shell with nail polish. It's something to do.
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