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Gf Says No Kids = Loneliness?
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 RE: Gf Says No Kids = Loneliness?
June 29, 2012 at 3:13 pm
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2012 at 3:14 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(June 29, 2012 at 2:58 pm)Napoleon Wrote:(June 29, 2012 at 2:51 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: Nah. Get a dog. You'll be fine. In defence of kids, they are somewhat less likely than cats or dogs to eat your carcass after you've gasped out your last and expired on the living room floor, in front of a TV showing re-runs of the Judge Judy.  (June 29, 2012 at 3:13 pm)Chuck Wrote: In defence of kids, they are somewhat less likely than cats or dogs to eat your carcass after you've gasped out your last and expired on the living room floor, in front of a TV showing re-runs of the Judge Judy. You obviously don't have kids. Just kidding. < Get it?!  (June 29, 2012 at 3:13 pm)Chuck Wrote: In defence of kids, they are somewhat less likely than cats or dogs to eat your carcass after you've gasped out your last and expired on the living room floor, in front of a TV showing re-runs of the Judge Judy. You sure about that?  Besides, at that point, it's not like you're going to care. Though the person who finds aforementioned carcass might. 
I love having kids, it has completely changed my life for the better. They soak up so much information, it's amazing. It's a personal thing though; some people are perfectly happy without children in their life. It's true about the kid's TV too; it really does ones head in - fucking stupid Special Agent Oso needs shot in his stupid face.
RE: Gf Says No Kids = Loneliness?
June 29, 2012 at 3:52 pm
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2012 at 3:53 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs5At4Rh-fo
Hear all that noise in the background? That's the parents head hitting the wall. (might be a small child conveniently stowed away in a closet too....could go either way on this one)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Hear, hear! I have to deal with that little bastard whenever I visit my nephew.
Trying to update my sig ...
One thing I learned from having a kid: I can name all of the Teletubbies.
You don't have to have kids to have a fulfilling life. It's a personal thing. If you want kids, have them. If not, don't. You should never have kids you don't want.
 
And what's wrong about loneliness?
Its so peaceful. It sounds nothing like screaming and crying 3AM in the morning. 
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