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Science Proves God
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LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione RE: Science Proves God
August 1, 2012 at 1:15 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2012 at 1:15 pm by LastPoet.)
Oh noes, another vacuous argument
Good for you, you managed to squeeze in the supernatural and "kinds" right off the bat.
I'm still interested in seeing this proof, I guess I'll just have to wait until you post it?
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Brick wall, meet head. While I'm doing that, anyone want to buy the dead horse this guy's flogging?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Science Proves God
August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Nah, people stopped buying the fucking meat, what would I want with a dead horse....hell, they don't even make glue out of the bastards anymore. I prefer my horses to be alive and ready for a lifetime of grueling, thankless servitude.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
ah bless, I think its kinda cute.
Pahu,
You could have at least given us the decency of reading through this forum before preaching the absurdities we've already heard. Does William Lane Craig approve of you rummaging through his underwear drawer and then using the most stained specimen? Oh, do fuck off.
For some reason this came to mind
I've still not found life in my peanut butter. ergo
I think it's awesome though that somebody keeps checking the jar...you know..just in case.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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