Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

Um, Ecclesiasticus is a non-canonical book.

Many Catholics will disagree with you. It was also in the Septuagint.

If Lion is Catholic, that'll do. Otherwise you might as well cite the Koran.

[Cato]

If Lion is Catholic, that'll do. Otherwise you might as well cite the Koran.

Fair enough. It's still indicative of the 'woman as second class citizen' theme of the day.

[Cyberman]

LACTATING BREASTS? You shared this with some emphasis. Are you suggesting that a child cannot be raised properly unless one parent is lactating properly? I have a three year old grandson. Despite her best efforts, my daughter couldn't breastfeed. She wanted to. The mouth/nipple interaction was intact, she just didn't lactate properly. Does she deserve your condemnation? Will my grandson now be less human because he couldn't take milk from a properly lactating tit?

Thank you - finally someone pointed it out that humans are not pulled out of a mould in some factory; the bible is essentially one-size-fits-all judgement of an off-the-peg species. If you don't happen to fit some idealised model of what a human being should be, you don't count as human. It's not something specific to generic holy books, of course, but they can hardly be accused of being progressive in recognising the true nature of the human condition.

By way of slighty-related example: one of the cornerstones of the religious objections to same-sex marriage is the inability to procreate naturally. The argument, such as it is, runs that only 'normal' couples can make babies without artificial aid, and since same-sex couples cannot do so, this is enough to make such marriages unnatural. (Yes, I feel sickened too, merely from typing that.)

Now, as many of you are aware, my Forever Princess Sam and I had been undergoing a course of IVF treatment to give us the chance of creating the baby that we so badly wanted, Sam since she was about fourteen, and which we were unable to conceive naturally for whatever reasons. Would this inability to procreate naturally mean, by fundy 'logic', we deserved to have been denied the right to get married?

I nominate this for dumbest AF.org thread ever.

Apparently you haven't seen what happened after the eminent philosopher Lion shit all over the Neil Armstrong tribute thread.

[Anomalocaris]

Apparently you haven't seen what happened after the eminent philosopher Lion shit all over the Neil Armstrong tribute thread.

And yet tomorrow Christianity will produce another miracle and create a yokel even dumber than this "Lion".

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

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Apparently you haven't seen what happened after the eminent philosopher Lion shit all over the Neil Armstrong tribute thread.

I never thought someone could go lower than G-C. I was wrong.

[Lion IRC]

That thread is 42 posts long so far.
And only 6 of those posts were by ME!

The supposed "tribute" thread died after mustering a mere 17 replies.

So please spare me the pious objection.

I never said one word against Neil Armstrong and your science versus religion crusade pursuing me into the derail thread is lamer than your confected indignation.

[CBA222]

Christianity doesn't hate sex at all.
In fact you could do it as much as you want.
But only in a committed relationship, basically only have sex in marriage.
There's no where saying you can't in a marriage.
I don't think it's good to have sex before marriage anyways. It's a bonding tool for two close people + risk of disease these days.
As for masturbation, the act isn't bad but if you're lusting in your heart while you did then it becomes wrong.
Abortion, because the child is its own person. Christians think of it as murder, because the child in the womb is its own person, not a part of the woman's body. It has it's DNA and personality.
As for the adult entertainment thing its because Christianity discourages attachment to person's outside looks.
Btw I'm evangelistic not Cathlolic.

[Anomalocaris]

Btw I'm evangelistic not Cathlolic.

Which is even worse.

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That thread is 42 posts long so far.
And only 6 of those posts were by ME!

The supposed "tribute" thread died after mustering a mere 17 replies.

So please spare me the pious objection.

I never said one word against Neil Armstrong and your science versus religion crusade pursuing me into the derail thread is lamer than your confected indignation.

When your mother dies, I will be sure to throw only 6 sausages of shit onto whatever number of flowers on her coffin.

[CBA222]

See? You didn't even bother to attack my points. You just got one line that wasn't really related and attacked.
My arguement stands.
There is no counterargument to it yet, so therefore I have won until you guys disprove my points.
I hate it when people just toss off my points.

[thesummerqueen]

I hate it when I join a thread, forget to subscribe, and the next time I see it it's nine pages long and I don't feel like reading the rest.

Sex is fantastic. I'm going to be getting fucked starting Friday night and continuing through the entire 3 day weekend, including outside in the woods where I belong.