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Things to say during sex
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Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:42 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2012 at 4:42 pm by Napoléon.)
Lol just found this cool picture


What's the funniest things to say during sex?
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:44 pm
"What's that open sore?"
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Lol, lovely.

My personal favourite is: "Auto-Bots Transform!" when changing sex positions.
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:50 pm
(September 5, 2012 at 4:48 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Lol, lovely.

My personal favourite is: "Auto-Bots Transform!" when changing sex positions.

Get many second dates after that?

"Is it supposed to be this loose?"
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:51 pm
(September 5, 2012 at 4:50 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Get many second dates after that?

What is this "second date" you speak of?
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 4:54 pm
"But my cat always sleeps on that pillow"

"OW! Apparently the last dude in left his keys."
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 5:59 pm
I remember seeing a thread like this before. A cool picture, nonetheless.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-11028.html
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Re: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Is it in?

Not so funny for him.
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 6:03 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2012 at 6:04 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Is it your turn to change that diaper or mine? I think I'm gonna go play some LoL. Hey, your dad called earlier...
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RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 6:07 pm
(September 5, 2012 at 5:59 pm)Rayaan Wrote: I remember seeing a thread like this before.

Yes and I believe I commented in it.

However necroposting is frowned upon 'round these parts.
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