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Things to say during sex
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"What is that horrible stench?"
Is it me, or are most of the "good" things on that chart actually bad. I'd never have sex with someone every again if they said I was "beautiful like a butterfly" or "a moon."
Also, "nail my ass"? He'd get my foot up his ass on the way out the door.  RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 7:13 pm
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2012 at 7:17 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(September 5, 2012 at 4:48 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Lol, lovely. Oh Nappy,what an incurable romantic you are.  WRONG ANSWER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPy_ybPWUUs 
"Hello, dear. You're home early."
Not really funny, but Im dating an enlgish major and when she talks dirty its kinda weird. "I want you to stick your penis in my vagina" just sounds to proper.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. - A dusty old book that I found that must be completely true because someone wrote it down.
My ex-wife used to spout off dry ass shit like that..irritated me to no end (so I put it elsewhere).
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
"Squirt your baby juice into my uterus please!"
"Your dad's dick was waaayy bigger, but it's okay.." I don't know if I've told ya'll this before, but it was really funny, so it's worth a second telling: I was dating a guy who had never before role played. I talked him into doing it. I figured I would start kinda meat n taters on the guy for his first time, so I just dressed in my slutty cheerleader costume, and told him to sit at the desk, pretend he was a teacher, and just follow my lead.  So, I walked in the room, leaned over the desk all sexy like, and said, "Mr. Cox, I don't know what I'm going to do! If I fail my history exam, I'm gonna get kicked off the cheer leading squad." He paused for just a split second, and then replied, "Wow. You better study.". I fell out laughing. 42
RE: Things to say during sex
September 5, 2012 at 10:42 pm
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2012 at 10:42 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Australian foreplay: "You awake?"
New Zealand foreplay; Shearing. Australasians are nothing if not sophisticated.
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