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Things to say during sex
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 1:53 pm
"And now we shall have oral and anal sex............................ in an alphabetic order."
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm
(December 4, 2012 at 9:33 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: "Not your partner's name"

Ever played sex rodeo, say someone the wrong name during sex and see how long you can stay in.(never done this myself I hasten to add)



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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 2:15 pm
"CANON BALL!!!"
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Your penis or mine. ..
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#45
RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 2:26 pm
"This vagina ain't big enough for the two of us!"
*western music*
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 2:43 pm (This post was last modified: December 4, 2012 at 2:43 pm by jonb.)
I think swarming is an overstatement.

I've been thinking about the wall paper.

I just din't think it could be that contagious, Are you sure that isn't just an allergy.

seven letters, something, something, T-

is this really worth it.
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm



"Is that a blonde hair?"

"I want to have your baby."

"You're clean, right?"
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 6:27 pm (This post was last modified: December 4, 2012 at 6:45 pm by Cinjin.)
(December 4, 2012 at 8:50 am)Napoléon Wrote: This one happened to me last week:

"I'm really not feeling it"

I was devastated. I couldn't work out whether she was talking about my weiner or the current situation in general. Well, it couldn't have been my weiner come to think of it, how could you not feel that? (The person who makes a small penis joke is getting a roundhouse to the face).

Awe yes, that old classic line said so many times to Napo ....

"I swear it's not you ... it's your penis."


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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 6:31 pm
"Naa I`d rather watch the film"


Consequently she didn`t even talk with me for 3 days.
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 7:36 pm
looks like I have not heard it all lol.
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