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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 18, 2012 at 5:40 pm
(This post was last modified: September 18, 2012 at 5:40 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
We weren't designed for screwing.....we were designed for groveling, screwing was the backup plan (presumably so there could be larger amounts of groveling-eventually-).
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 18, 2012 at 5:57 pm
(This post was last modified: September 18, 2012 at 6:00 pm by Angrboda.)
The only big debate at Nicea besides Arianism was what do you want on your tombstone. Constantine 'supposedly' didn't interfere and simply observed the proceedings. If there's one thing Constantine was constitutionally incapable of doing it was 'not interfering'.
This would raise a ruckus because there are passages of Jesus exhorting his flock not to marry. It will simply be dismissed as more gnostic nonsense.
"He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called....."
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 18, 2012 at 6:05 pm
Wasn't Jesus a common name for people, back then? Could this scrap of paper be referring to a different person?
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 18, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Welease Woger.
Welease Woderwick.
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 18, 2012 at 6:36 pm
(This post was last modified: September 18, 2012 at 6:37 pm by Reforged.)
Well, looks like I've got my claim to fame. I'll be the first one in the world to of uttered sentiments soon to be insulting to Christians everywhere...
I banged Mrs Christ. She was a right filthy whore. Just sayin'.
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 18, 2012 at 7:15 pm
Life is too short to worry about whether some random "son of god" ever had a squaw.
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