Let the shrieking commence!
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/his...TE&ei=5043
At least in this tradition you don't have to worry about your godboy being gay.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/his...TE&ei=5043
Quote: CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A historian of early Christianity at Harvard Divinity School has identified a scrap of papyrus that she says was written in Coptic in the fourth century and contains a phrase never seen in any piece of Scripture: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife …'”
The faded papyrus fragment is smaller than a business card, with eight lines on one side, in black ink legible under a magnifying glass. Just below the line about Jesus having a wife, the papyrus includes a second provocative clause that purportedly says, “she will be able to be my disciple.”
At least in this tradition you don't have to worry about your godboy being gay.