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Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
(April 10, 2013 at 8:07 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: Who put America in space, the Africans maybe?

Have you taken your pills yet? Had too much coffee?
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
(April 10, 2013 at 8:09 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote:
(April 10, 2013 at 8:07 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: Who put America in space, the Africans maybe?

Have you taken your pills yet? Had too much coffee?

I will leave it at that.
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#23
RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
(April 10, 2013 at 7:52 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: When did we invent contraceptives

If I wasn't the nice guy I am, I might say something like "about one person not soon enough" but I fear I would be wasting my subtlety on you anyway. So I shan't.

(April 10, 2013 at 7:52 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: by the way that does not surprise me if thats you in your avatar.

At least I pay everyone the courtesy of actually having an avatar.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
(April 10, 2013 at 5:03 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: I have been wanting to write this book for a long while and have been doing alot of research on it, the bible has caused so much grief but it has helped keep the idiot's in line as well.

What these assholes have done who wrote it is beyond belief, it is by far the greatest literary work of all time and most definately the best SCI FI novel as well Big Grin.

The people who wrote it were real smart they had to be, just look at the train wreck it has caused for civilizations throughout the centuries.

It is a very adult story about the two witnesses to life on earth, who would that be ? HE and SHE !

It's more of a history book with religion interspersed.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
(April 10, 2013 at 8:28 pm)Polaris Wrote:
(April 10, 2013 at 5:03 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: I have been wanting to write this book for a long while and have been doing alot of research on it, the bible has caused so much grief but it has helped keep the idiot's in line as well.

What these assholes have done who wrote it is beyond belief, it is by far the greatest literary work of all time and most definately the best SCI FI novel as well Big Grin.

The people who wrote it were real smart they had to be, just look at the train wreck it has caused for civilizations throughout the centuries.

It is a very adult story about the two witnesses to life on earth, who would that be ? HE and SHE !

It's more of a history book with religion interspersed.
It's not really history, very little of it is actually real history.

There is a hidden theology in it and we will just say the guys who wrote it were the best scientist at the time.

The supernaturalness of it is old folk lore, stories passed down from one generation to the next then modified for insertment into the bible.
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
(April 10, 2013 at 9:39 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote:
(April 10, 2013 at 8:28 pm)Polaris Wrote: It's more of a history book with religion interspersed.
It's not really history, very little of it is actually real history.

There is a hidden theology in it and we will just say the guys who wrote it were the best scientist at the time.

The supernaturalness of it is old folk lore, stories passed down from one generation to the next then modified for insertment into the bible.

Do you generally make comments without knowing the facts?
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
(April 10, 2013 at 8:18 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(April 10, 2013 at 7:52 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: When did we invent contraceptives

If I wasn't the nice guy I am, I might say something like "about one person not soon enough" but I fear I would be wasting my subtlety on you anyway. So I shan't.

(April 10, 2013 at 7:52 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: by the way that does not surprise me if thats you in your avatar.

At least I pay everyone the courtesy of actually having an avatar.

I was joking when I wrote that about your avatar, I do not care what anybody wants to say about my silly post's.

I get thrown out of every place I sign up for anyway, my writing skills need help so I am practicing so if I ever get around to writing a book.

(April 10, 2013 at 9:41 pm)Polaris Wrote:
(April 10, 2013 at 9:39 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: It's not really history, very little of it is actually real history.

There is a hidden theology in it and we will just say the guys who wrote it were the best scientist at the time.

The supernaturalness of it is old folk lore, stories passed down from one generation to the next then modified for insertment into the bible.

Do you generally make comments without knowing the facts?

Go ahead and enlighten me.
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