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This holy water thing is full of shit!

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This holy water thing is full of shit!
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
March 20, 2015 at 5:02 pm
(September 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
Quote:Scientists have discovered that 86 per cent of water samples from holy sources contain faecal matter.
Austrian researchers also found that church fonts contain high levels of bacteria and that none of the holy springs they studied could be considered safe for drinking from.

Come-on everybody - god didn't mean that the water was "actually" holy. He just meant it was "figuratively" holy. Which is sorta funny since the holy water's "literally" full of shit, which keeps in line with the whole basic premise of their religion ... full of ... well you get it.

At any rate I'd like to thank their god and their demi-god for keeping things consistent -
Everything else is phony as hell, why shouldn't this be? Undecided
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
March 20, 2015 at 5:38 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2015 at 5:43 pm by Joods.)
(March 20, 2015 at 4:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(March 20, 2015 at 2:14 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: Apparently someone didn't read the rules regarding necroposting.
C'mon... is it really THAT hard to do?

Holy shit, a newb who read the rules?!?!

This has never happened before!

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#33
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
March 20, 2015 at 6:32 pm
(September 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Literally, apparently.

Quote:Scientists have discovered that 86 per cent of water samples from holy sources contain faecal matter.
Austrian researchers also found that church fonts contain high levels of bacteria and that none of the holy springs they studied could be considered safe for drinking from.

Conclusion? Baptisms are really gross.

Funny how the infinitely compassionate lord won't make the water they soak babies in clean and safe... Thinking

So bring a Perrier. On sale now at Walmart for $25.84 a four-pack. It doesn't have to be a problem.
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
March 20, 2015 at 6:48 pm
Well, now we know why vampires are afraid of holy water. It has nothing to do with god. They just don't want to touch other people's fecal matter.
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
March 20, 2015 at 6:50 pm
(September 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Literally, apparently.

Quote:Scientists have discovered that 86 per cent of water samples from holy sources contain faecal matter.
Austrian researchers also found that church fonts contain high levels of bacteria and that none of the holy springs they studied could be considered safe for drinking from.

Conclusion? Baptisms are really gross.

Funny how the infinitely compassionate lord won't make the water they soak babies in clean and safe... Thinking

So bring a Perrier. On sale now at Walmart for $25.84 a four-pack. It doesn't have to be a problem.
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
March 20, 2015 at 6:55 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2015 at 6:56 pm by Ravenshire.)
(March 20, 2015 at 4:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Holy shit, a newb who read the rules?!?!

This has never happened before!

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