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Bible Quiz—it's fun and challenging
#11
RE: Bible Quiz—it's fun and challenging
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I picked the worst option for most questions XD. I only knew the answer to maybe 5 or so.
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#12
RE: Bible Quiz—it's fun and challenging
That's probably the saddest parts. You don't really need to know much. The most immoral option is probably the correct one.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#13
RE: Bible Quiz—it's fun and challenging
(November 25, 2013 at 4:54 pm)Chad32 Wrote: That's probably the saddest parts. You don't really need to know much. The most immoral option is probably the correct one.

I actually got a few wrong because I didn't pick the worst possible. Like the virgin being raped, I said rapist pays dad 100 shekels because I thought stoning was getting repetitive. Turns out they both get stoned to death.
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#14
RE: Bible Quiz—it's fun and challenging
Stoning is pretty standard for people that do things Jealous doesn't want them to. I was calling him Yahweh before, but now I feel like calling him Jealous.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#15
RE: Bible Quiz—it's fun and challenging
I got a 27. I mulliganed the first two attempts and kept the third. Facepalm

...prolly shoulda just picked the most heinous answers like some of y'all said.
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(November 25, 2013 at 4:56 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: Turns out they both get stoned to death.

Wait... Bong wha...? Is that even a thing?
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#17
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33/50, I think I did alright, even though there were a couple obvious ones I missed (that's what I get for taking a bible quiz on the sly while at work... :p)
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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#18
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25/50 passing grade.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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I got 38/50, but there were about four or five that came down to a toss-up between two possible answers; so even though I got those wrong, my potential score could have been higher.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#20
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I only got 28 Blush

The christians seem to have done incredibly well though.

Oh, no hang on. None of them have posted in thread for some reason

Thinking
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