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Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid

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Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
March 13, 2014 at 11:33 pm
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
March 13, 2014 at 11:37 pm
I have no doubt that some apologist will come along with an excuse freshly ripped from his own ass.
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
March 14, 2014 at 7:30 pm
(March 12, 2014 at 5:05 pm)Beccs Wrote: THrowing insults.

You know someone has reached the limit of their responses when they start throwing the insults . . .

I'm sure you don't insult anyone! Unless their Christian perhaps?

But, no.... I didn't insult directly. If the person is truly stupid they wouldn't know. And if they were intelligent, it wouldn't matter!

The truly "stupid" butt into others conversations, and make blind assertions.
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
March 14, 2014 at 7:53 pm (This post was last modified: March 14, 2014 at 7:56 pm by MitchBenn.)
(March 10, 2014 at 1:35 pm)LastPoet Wrote: What are twinkies anyway?

Think oblong Jaffa Cake with the orange jam replaced by that insulation foam stuff they inject into wall cavities.
(March 10, 2014 at 8:45 pm)Lek Wrote:
(March 10, 2014 at 1:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.tennessean.com/article/201403...ck_check=1

I don't know if she was christian or not, but obviously she was insane.

The trouble is that religion gives divine warrant to insanity. The imaginary voice in your head is one which must be obeyed.
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
March 14, 2014 at 8:28 pm
Quote:Think oblong Jaffa Cake with the orange jam replaced by that insulation foam stuff they inject into wall cavities.


ROFLOL
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
March 14, 2014 at 10:30 pm
(March 13, 2014 at 11:14 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Have you forgotten the story about Abraham slicing and dicing Issac because some voice in his head told him to do it?

Abraham never "sliced and diced" Issac.
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
March 14, 2014 at 10:44 pm
(March 14, 2014 at 10:30 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(March 13, 2014 at 11:14 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Have you forgotten the story about Abraham slicing and dicing Issac because some voice in his head told him to do it?

Abraham never "sliced and diced" Issac.

You're right, he was only fully prepared to do it because Yahweh told him to, because that makes it better.

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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
March 14, 2014 at 10:54 pm
(March 14, 2014 at 10:44 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote:
(March 14, 2014 at 10:30 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Abraham never "sliced and diced" Issac.

You're right, he was only fully prepared to do it because Yahweh told him to, because that makes it better.

Dodgy

Actually there IS a big difference....

And if you bothered reading the story, Abraham already knew what the outcome would be.

Genesis 22:8
And Abraham said, My son, God will provide himself a lamb for a burnt offering: so they went both of them together.
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
March 14, 2014 at 10:56 pm
(March 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm)ronedee Wrote: A Christian uses Jesus, an atheist uses a twinkie....whats the difference?

The Twinkie exists.
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"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
March 14, 2014 at 10:57 pm
(March 10, 2014 at 1:21 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(March 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm)ronedee Wrote: A Christian uses Jesus, an atheist uses a twinkie....whats the difference?

The twinkie exists...

Sorry, you beat me to it. That'll teach me to read the whole thread before posting.
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...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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