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Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Was hunting for something on the Virgin births claimed in history and came across a gem from wiki answers:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Jesus_Christ_a_virgin
So is that the official Christian position? Would it make a difference whether or not he was a virgin? Do you feel sorry for Jesus not getting laid? Is it the best idea to take claims about life from someone who hadn't even experienced the best part of it?
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RE: Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm
You have got to be kidding me.
Quote:His body doesn't produce enough semen that will cause Him to have sexual urges.
Um...what about the impotent male who can screw all day long?
Quote:Jesus Christ remained sinless His entire life. He is the perfect lamb of God. His mission on earth was to save His people from their sins. Being sinless He overcame all fleshly, human desires. He remained pure and holy His entire life.
So sex is a sin and we aren't suppose to think of such things. How are we suppose to keep the human race going?
This is one of the most retarded things I have read.
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RE: Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 2:37 pm
(December 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm)binny Wrote: You have got to be kidding me.
Quote:His body doesn't produce enough semen that will cause Him to have sexual urges.
Um...what about the impotent male who can screw all day long?
Quote:Jesus Christ remained sinless His entire life. He is the perfect lamb of God. His mission on earth was to save His people from their sins. Being sinless He overcame all fleshly, human desires. He remained pure and holy His entire life.
So sex is a sin and we aren't suppose to think of such things. How are we suppose to keep the human race going?
This is one of the most retarded things I have read.
As Hitchens put it: Christians have an unhealthy obsession with sex in the same way the an anorexic does with food.
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RE: Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I've heard that people back then were a little shorter. So if we were to look jesus in the face, we'd be looking down at him. 
That's quite funny. Jesus is a virgin, preacher, shortie, liar, who fathered himself and got a little lippy with the romans.  Then unintentionly ended up becoming a martyr to abunch of religious freaks.
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RE: Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 2:39 pm
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RE: Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Actually, i truly question how Jesus is 'male' at all...
Because if Mary TRULY WAS a virgin... then there would be no Y gene present in his development... and for all intents and purposes: 'He' should have been genetically extremely similar to 'his' mother...
Of course, 'God' is a literary device used to 'magically correct everything "wrong" in the story'... so i suppose they rationalize it like that?
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RE: Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 2:44 pm
(December 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm)Saerules Wrote: Actually, i truly question how Jesus is 'male' at all...
Because if Mary TRULY WAS a virgin... then there would be no Y gene present in his development... and for all intents and purposes: 'He' should have been genetically extremely similar to 'his' mother...
Of course, 'God' is a literary device used to 'magically correct everything "wrong" in the story'... so i suppose they rationalize it like that?
God is a macguffin 
"Sometimes, the specific nature of the MacGuffin is not important to the plot such that anything that serves as a motivation serves its purpose. The MacGuffin can sometimes be ambiguous, completely undefined, generic or left open to interpretation."
Sounds like the whole fucking book right?
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RE: Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm
No, I was not aware that Jesus was a virgin. But here I thought he had sex with Mary Magdalene.
I agree with you saerules, if jesus was born from a virgin mother, jesus would not have no Y gene present in his development.
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RE: Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm
(December 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm)Amphora Wrote: No, I was not aware that Jesus was a virgin. But here I thought he had sex with Mary Magdalene.
I agree with you saerules, if jesus was born from a virgin mother, jesus would not have no Y gene present in his development.
I was under that impression too, damn you Jesus Christ - Superstar!
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RE: Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 3:52 pm
(December 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm)Saerules Wrote: Of course, 'God' is a literary device used to 'magically correct everything "wrong" in the story'... so i suppose they rationalize it like that?
They will dance and jump around those points. Since they can just say god made it that way. 
Excuses after excuses with them. Not to mention endless evasions.
Their beliefs lose so much credibility that a child could see the stupidity in it.
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