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What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
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Except it's an astronomical calculation, not astrological; the first full moon after the vernal equinox.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I'm indifferent to Pilate and his gang, but would like to go back in time and kick Constantine in the nuts.
Just tell Maxentius to stay off the fucking bridge!
 RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
April 16, 2014 at 7:04 pm
(This post was last modified: April 16, 2014 at 7:22 pm by Jackie.)
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Pail, not pale.
 I concur, completely. It's all mythology and fairytale. No reason not to indulge in hypotheticals, though, and I for one would love to hear what any of our resident believers think of the question. At least I would, but I can't help suspecting the thread is like garlic to them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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April 16, 2014 at 7:20 pm
(This post was last modified: April 16, 2014 at 7:20 pm by Simon Moon.)
(April 16, 2014 at 6:27 pm)Cato Wrote: I'm indifferent to Pilate and his gang, but would like to go back in time and kick Constantine in the nuts. Yeah. The actual crucifixion of Yeshua would be inconsequential if Constantine didn't make Christianity the state religion. But would it really have made a difference? As someone else stated, he would have picked another religion as the state religion. Probably Mithra worship. Christians would be Zoroastrians and worship Mithra. We'd all still be atheists. You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence. (April 16, 2014 at 7:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Pail, not pale. I fucking hate it when I fuck up a good joke with a misspelling. Fixed it though.
Great; now I gotta fix my correction, then fill in the paperwork and fix your quoting of it.
Aw fuckit. I'll watch porn instead.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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