Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 23, 2024, 11:49 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
#11
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
It was fun to read all the comments of the article Smile
[Image: eUdzMRc.gif]
Reply
#12
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
Change your name to Professor Lunatic!
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
Reply
#13
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.

Yeah, because any evidence that contradicts your mythical text has to be a conspiracy by default. Rolleyes

Quote:Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

Oh, please...

You are gullible, aren't you?

The Ica stones from South America are fakes. The farmer that supposedly discovered the cave where he 'found' them admitted years later that he made them using images he found in comic and science books. He even showed experts how he did them.

The image in the Cambodian temple is not a triceratops. Nor is it a stegosaurus, the claim made by other gullible creationists.

[Image: Cambodia-Dinosaur-Closeup-300x286.jpg]

Now compare that to stegs.

[Image: tuojiangosaurio.jpg]

Notice any differences?

Stegs have long back legs and tiny front legs, small heads at the end of a long neck, don't have external ears, and 4 huge spikes on its tail. Do you really think the carvers would have left off such an important detail as huge deadly spikes?

Quote:Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay.

They did not find what creationists think they found.

"Dr Schweitzer and Dr Goodwin believe that highly reactive ions known as free radicals, which are produced by iron as it is released from the haemoglobin, interact with the organic tissue causing abnormal chemical bonds to form. These bonds effectively tie proteins in knots at the molecular level, much as the preservative formaldehyde does. This knot-tying makes the proteins unrecognisable to the sorts of bacteria that would normally consume them."

Funny thing is, the scientists that discovered the red blood cells inside the dino bones is a Christian, and she said that this discovery in no way supports a young earth.

Quote:Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts.

Yeah, science is one huge conspiracy.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
Reply
#14
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.

All evidence for the gods being ancient astronauts has been classed as pseudo-science as well.

Pacal the Great: Mayan Ruler or Alien Airline Pilot?
The Mayans were lucky enough to have one of the coolest rulers in history: stylish, determined, and possibly an alien.


Scroll down to the bottom of the page and you'll find this image -

[Image: Ah_Mun.jpeg?a=b]

Quote:The most distinct artifact, however, was the lid that covers the sarcophagus. Measuring 3.8 x 2.2 meters, and made of a single piece of solid limestone, the lid depicts a vivid scene of Pakal’s death. Beneath him is a representation of the Earth Goddess, a prominent deity in Mesoamerican religion, presumably “chewing” him into the underworld. Blossoming from his body is the tree of life, an axis mundi that connects this terrestrial world with different planes of existence. Captivating to say the least.

The Mayan’s Easy Rider
Daniken, however, has proposed an alternative hypothesis. He believes Pakal’s otherworldly travels are not only spiritual, but also physical. If the depiction on the lid is flipped horizontally, Pakal appears seated in what appears to be a modern day aircraft: the Earth Goddess who was once swallowing him is now transformed into a fuselage; his hands and feet are bent in order to manipulate the vessel’s controls; his nose is fastened to a breathing apparatus; and at the very rear is the vehicle’s exhaust.

Here's a selection of photos which are supposed to be compelling evidence for alien visitations. They include UFO's in medieval religious paintings and a cave painting which believers in ancient astronauts interpret as two figures wearing space suits.

Ancient Astronauts Photo Gallery

(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

I've been trying to look these up and came across the Ica Stones. (PS: I was writing this post when Simon Moon did his own post mentioning them).

It appears that these are a hoax designed to appeal to a wide range of beliefs.

Quote:What I do like about these stones is how they manage to cross all the common conspiracy groups at the same time. See, the stones simultaneously supposedly validate the claims of the Ancient Astronauts Theorists, the Creationists, and the Atlantis folks all at once. They seem to have a little something for everyone.

For the Creationist folks there is the images of Dinos and Man living together. Sometimes they are hunting each other, sometimes Man is domesticating the Dinos. Whatever image that stones depict, all the Creationists see is evidence of a young earth and their particular slant on prehistory, despite the 60 million years that separates living dinosaurs from our earliest human ancestors.

For the Ancient Alien folks, there appear to be several stones that depict celestial bodies, things that might be space ships, and of course the Nazca Lines. All those things add up to Aliens visiting and teaching humans advanced technology, and leaving the newly advanced humans species with no other way to record such a visit, then to carve the events primitively onto stones.

For the Atlantis folks there are images of advanced technology and surgery. Stuff far to advanced for primitive brown people, so obviously the erudite Atlanteans brought their knowledge to these people, and again, had no better way to record all of this then to carve it into stone.

This doesn't mean that legends and myths about dragons and other creatures weren't based on something factual, though.

The History Of Dinosaur Discovery

Quote:Many people are under the impression that the first bones and evidence of the existence of the dinosaur were first unearthed in the 19th century. In fact, dinosaur bones were discovered over 3000 years ago by the Chinese and there have been recordings of "dragon's teeth" being found in parts of China and used for medicinal purposes. Over the centuries since, China has become one of the more prolific areas for dinosaur bone discoveries. It is also believed that dinosaurs have their place in Greek Mythology and actually were the catalyst for the mythical Griffin.

These early finds of dinosaur remains were not recognized because very few people really knew what they had actually found. It was shortly before 1825 when people began to unearth huge, strange looking bones in England. some even believed that the bones were from giant men. As far back as 1676 Reverend Robert Plot of Oxford actually had a picture of a large bone published. It became the very first published record of dinosaur remains, even though at the time Reverend Plot had no idea of exactly what it was he had found.
Badger Badger Badger Badger Where are the snake and mushroom smilies?
Reply
#15
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
I hate even arguing about dinosaurs and people coexisting. The logical backflips people have to do in order for to make these bare assertions are so ridiculous I feel like I'm just being petty and arguing with a child.

So the prof is the king of the dump and go, huh?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
Reply
#16
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
I never ceased to be amazed at the things people believe. I mean, I've heard that Satan put dinosaur bones there to test our faith, but I have never heard that there is a conspiracy by scientists to hide all evidence that humans walked with dinosaurs.

Wow.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Reply
#17
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
Why're you guys hatin'? Professor did his Ph.D in Flinstones Archaeology. Wink
"The reason things will never get better is because people keep electing these rich cocksuckers who don't give a shit about you."
-George Carlin
Reply
#18
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
If he is implying a global conspiracy among scientists, is clear he doesn't understand the first thing about scientists. Any scientist would love to prove that dinosaurs walked with humans as much as how they would love to disprove the theory of evolution. They would almost certainly win the nobel prize, their papers would be world famous, they would get so much funding they could do absolutely anything they wanted. What professor fails to understand is that science doesn't protect its theories and hide them away from scrutiny, science doesn't want its theories to remain the same. They want them to be disproved, because if they are disproved, it means they were wrong. Science deals with facts and explanations that best fit the evidence. Implying any such conspiracy proves a total lack of understanding of science and the scientific method.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
Reply
#19
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
Quote:All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.

Thanks for once again demonstrating that you are the dumbest fuck on the board.

Shithead.
Reply
#20
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
Yawn.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Aiders of the Lost Ark LinuxGal 1 832 November 26, 2022 at 9:47 am
Last Post: Gwaithmir
Thumbs Down The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. onlinebiker 75 9317 September 24, 2021 at 5:53 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  If you knew for certain that you were going to Hell zwanzig 32 3909 March 9, 2021 at 8:48 pm
Last Post: Ryantology
  A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark. Gawdzilla Sama 68 9006 September 16, 2018 at 5:11 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  Dumb As A Bag of Hair Minimalist 63 14534 May 3, 2018 at 4:04 am
Last Post: Wyrd of Gawd
  Truer Words Were Never Spoken Minimalist 9 2841 April 23, 2018 at 8:39 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  Another Fucking Piece of Shit "Pastor" Minimalist 37 10071 September 29, 2017 at 3:47 pm
Last Post: Atheist73
  Pope Takes A Crack At Fucking Over The WLB Minimalist 29 5432 August 5, 2017 at 12:24 pm
Last Post: Thumpalumpacus
  Tell Me Again How Great Fucking Xtians Are Minimalist 44 14454 June 26, 2017 at 6:05 pm
Last Post: Astonished
  Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem Minimalist 19 7154 June 25, 2017 at 5:37 pm
Last Post: Wyrd of Gawd



Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)