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Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
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Change your name to Professor Lunatic!
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House “Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom "If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
April 19, 2014 at 10:12 am
(This post was last modified: April 19, 2014 at 10:21 am by Simon Moon.)
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US. Yeah, because any evidence that contradicts your mythical text has to be a conspiracy by default. Quote:Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand). Oh, please... You are gullible, aren't you? The Ica stones from South America are fakes. The farmer that supposedly discovered the cave where he 'found' them admitted years later that he made them using images he found in comic and science books. He even showed experts how he did them. The image in the Cambodian temple is not a triceratops. Nor is it a stegosaurus, the claim made by other gullible creationists. Now compare that to stegs. Notice any differences? Stegs have long back legs and tiny front legs, small heads at the end of a long neck, don't have external ears, and 4 huge spikes on its tail. Do you really think the carvers would have left off such an important detail as huge deadly spikes? Quote:Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay. They did not find what creationists think they found. "Dr Schweitzer and Dr Goodwin believe that highly reactive ions known as free radicals, which are produced by iron as it is released from the haemoglobin, interact with the organic tissue causing abnormal chemical bonds to form. These bonds effectively tie proteins in knots at the molecular level, much as the preservative formaldehyde does. This knot-tying makes the proteins unrecognisable to the sorts of bacteria that would normally consume them." Funny thing is, the scientists that discovered the red blood cells inside the dino bones is a Christian, and she said that this discovery in no way supports a young earth. Quote:Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts. Yeah, science is one huge conspiracy. You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence. RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
April 19, 2014 at 10:21 am
(This post was last modified: April 19, 2014 at 10:38 am by Confused Ape.)
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US. All evidence for the gods being ancient astronauts has been classed as pseudo-science as well. Pacal the Great: Mayan Ruler or Alien Airline Pilot? The Mayans were lucky enough to have one of the coolest rulers in history: stylish, determined, and possibly an alien. Scroll down to the bottom of the page and you'll find this image - Quote:The most distinct artifact, however, was the lid that covers the sarcophagus. Measuring 3.8 x 2.2 meters, and made of a single piece of solid limestone, the lid depicts a vivid scene of Pakal’s death. Beneath him is a representation of the Earth Goddess, a prominent deity in Mesoamerican religion, presumably “chewing” him into the underworld. Blossoming from his body is the tree of life, an axis mundi that connects this terrestrial world with different planes of existence. Captivating to say the least. Here's a selection of photos which are supposed to be compelling evidence for alien visitations. They include UFO's in medieval religious paintings and a cave painting which believers in ancient astronauts interpret as two figures wearing space suits. Ancient Astronauts Photo Gallery (April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand). I've been trying to look these up and came across the Ica Stones. (PS: I was writing this post when Simon Moon did his own post mentioning them). It appears that these are a hoax designed to appeal to a wide range of beliefs. Quote:What I do like about these stones is how they manage to cross all the common conspiracy groups at the same time. See, the stones simultaneously supposedly validate the claims of the Ancient Astronauts Theorists, the Creationists, and the Atlantis folks all at once. They seem to have a little something for everyone. This doesn't mean that legends and myths about dragons and other creatures weren't based on something factual, though. The History Of Dinosaur Discovery Quote:Many people are under the impression that the first bones and evidence of the existence of the dinosaur were first unearthed in the 19th century. In fact, dinosaur bones were discovered over 3000 years ago by the Chinese and there have been recordings of "dragon's teeth" being found in parts of China and used for medicinal purposes. Over the centuries since, China has become one of the more prolific areas for dinosaur bone discoveries. It is also believed that dinosaurs have their place in Greek Mythology and actually were the catalyst for the mythical Griffin. Where are the snake and mushroom smilies?
I hate even arguing about dinosaurs and people coexisting. The logical backflips people have to do in order for to make these bare assertions are so ridiculous I feel like I'm just being petty and arguing with a child.
So the prof is the king of the dump and go, huh?
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I never ceased to be amazed at the things people believe. I mean, I've heard that Satan put dinosaur bones there to test our faith, but I have never heard that there is a conspiracy by scientists to hide all evidence that humans walked with dinosaurs.
Wow.
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Why're you guys hatin'? Professor did his Ph.D in Flinstones Archaeology.
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-George Carlin
If he is implying a global conspiracy among scientists, is clear he doesn't understand the first thing about scientists. Any scientist would love to prove that dinosaurs walked with humans as much as how they would love to disprove the theory of evolution. They would almost certainly win the nobel prize, their papers would be world famous, they would get so much funding they could do absolutely anything they wanted. What professor fails to understand is that science doesn't protect its theories and hide them away from scrutiny, science doesn't want its theories to remain the same. They want them to be disproved, because if they are disproved, it means they were wrong. Science deals with facts and explanations that best fit the evidence. Implying any such conspiracy proves a total lack of understanding of science and the scientific method.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House “Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom "If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech Quote:All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US. Thanks for once again demonstrating that you are the dumbest fuck on the board. Shithead.
Yawn.
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