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Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
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RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.
Before 1841 dinosaurs were called "Dragons".
Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay.

Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts.

If you find some antiquity buried in your backyard, you are required to notify authorities and a team from the Smithsonian will arrive, haul you goodie away, and if it is contrary to the popular myth, it will never be seen again.
Probably it will be stored at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

I propose that this person be made to change his username to something more appropriate to his level of intelligence, like a bunch of underscores or something. It is an insult to real professors.
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#32
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 21, 2014 at 1:44 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote:
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.
Before 1841 dinosaurs were called "Dragons".
Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay.

Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts.

If you find some antiquity buried in your backyard, you are required to notify authorities and a team from the Smithsonian will arrive, haul you goodie away, and if it is contrary to the popular myth, it will never be seen again.
Probably it will be stored at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

I propose that this person be made to change his username to something more appropriate to his level of intelligence, like a bunch of underscores or something. It is an insult to real professors.

I've always read it with a sarcastic tone like;

"That's not how you do basic math professor."
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#33
Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
How about:
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#34
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 21, 2014 at 1:44 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: I propose that this person be made to change his username to something more appropriate to his level of intelligence, like a bunch of underscores or something. It is an insult to real professors.

To me, it's emblematic of how creationist cons like him do business; fake a degree and then insist everyone calls you by your bogus honorific. It's no different than "doctor" Kent Hovind. Rolleyes
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#35
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
Quote:In Hollywood movies like Jurassic Park we see creatures like Tyrannosaurus rex and velociraptors hunting us down and eating us alive. And, no doubt, if humans and dinosaurs coexisted, some of that certainly happened. But, for the most part, the opposite was true.
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Thinking How about no.
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#36
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 21, 2014 at 2:45 am)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: How about:
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How about "Shit-Fer-Brains?"
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#37
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.
Before 1841 dinosaurs were called "Dragons".
Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay.

Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts.

If you find some antiquity buried in your backyard, you are required to notify authorities and a team from the Smithsonian will arrive, haul you goodie away, and if it is contrary to the popular myth, it will never be seen again.
Probably it will be stored at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

ROFLOL

Cool story, bro. Needs fewer dragons.
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#38
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 1:22 am)Minimalist Wrote: These assholes are simply beyond stupid.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/18/cr...nger-ones/

Bro, I can top it. While browsing theism I came across an atheist who asked a christian why not believe in zues because as much evidence supports him as there is for jesus.

a christian replied "I do believe in zues, and thor, and all the others because they are in the bible! It mentions other powerful beings"
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#39
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
He's from AiG: Rev's favourite site.

Is there any surprise he's a dumbfuck with that association?Wink Shades

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay.
I guess you're not aware, but what they found was authentic demon skin, flayed off from one during one of the great holy wars. Everyone who has touched it has died screaming (until his lungs burst, anyway). So they left it alone and sealed the location and killed anyone who knew where it was hidden. Then they made up a story about "dinosaur (lol) tissues" and how they are being kept secret by embarrassed scientists to keep people from searching for it again.

So how about you stop pretending you know what you are talking about and QUIT SPREADING LIES!!!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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