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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev7774 Horsemen
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Jerkoff
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(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Please repent and accept Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev7774 Horsemen

I doubt you're concerned. This is just a game to you. You do this for fun.
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(June 11, 2014 at 10:51 pm)Irrational Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Please repent and accept Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev7774 Horsemen

I doubt you're concerned. This is just a game to you. You do this for fun.

this is not a joke

Mat 24:37 For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.
Mat 24:38 For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark,
Mat 24:39 and they were unaware until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.
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(June 11, 2014 at 10:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 10:51 pm)Irrational Wrote: I doubt you're concerned. This is just a game to you. You do this for fun.

this is not a joke

Mat 24:37 For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.
Mat 24:38 For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark,
Mat 24:39 and they were unaware until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

Keep pretending.
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Preach away, Rev. Despite your best efforts, you have only cemented the idea that religious claims are all just a bunch of straws to grasp at when you don't want to face reality without a blanky.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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(June 11, 2014 at 10:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 10:51 pm)Irrational Wrote: I doubt you're concerned. This is just a game to you. You do this for fun.

this is not a joke

Mat 24:37 For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.
Mat 24:38 For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark,
Mat 24:39 and they were unaware until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

Yep, and your sort has been saying this shit for around 2000 years.

Just around the corner, my ass.
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Is there sex in heaven?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Christians have been saying this same nonsense since it first started. Shockingly Jesus hasn't comeback yet... Maybe he forgot.Thinking
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Can I be gay in heaven? I've always thought it would be cool to be gay on Earth. Can I try it in heaven?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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