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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 9:18 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: Hi Rev!

My Lord sends His Greetings!

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This is not a joke.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
666 HAIL SATAN!!!
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 9:29 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 9:18 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: Hi Rev!

My Lord sends His Greetings!

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This is not a joke.

Really? Who says? It's sad in a way, but I happen to find the fact that you take all this seriously funny as fuck.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 9:29 am)Revelation777 Wrote: This is not a joke.

Indeed, this is very serious.

Satan's daughter says "Hi!" and sends you a wink too!

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Mmmmmm, sweet devil first thing in the morning.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Praise the dark lord!
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Even Jesus gets into the act! But not the ARK!

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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 8:54 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 10, 2014 at 7:39 am)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: Whoah rev did you just dig up a respressed memory of when your paster touched you?

Hi guys sorry i haven't been on i am at a place that barely gets wifi

I have never been violated in that way. Please don't stereotype.

(July 4, 2014 at 8:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: He'd do better to repent to me, CD's avenging angel.

Enough Stimbo,
Get in the ark already. Repent and be a great testimony to the people on this forum.

(July 10, 2014 at 11:53 am)whateverist Wrote: Oh noes! Then you've gone to the .. bad place?
*goes off wondering if getting on that ark isn't such a bad idea*




What about you Whateverist? Are you entering into the Ark?














¡PSCYH, reverino!

I will do what i want,i don't answer to you.and you shouldn't have screamed like a child.seriously iam thinking your just trolling now.Start worshiping Talos now and be saved.
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO


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(July 11, 2014 at 9:32 am)Cato Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 9:29 am)Revelation777 Wrote: This is not a joke.

Really? Who says? It's sad in a way, but I happen to find the fact that you take all this seriously funny as fuck.

For sure. Ooh, booga booga. So scary .. devil's gonna getcha, Rev.

(July 11, 2014 at 8:54 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Enough Stimbo,
Get in the ark already. Repent and be a great testimony to the people on this forum.

(July 10, 2014 at 11:53 am)whateverist Wrote: Oh noes! Then you've gone to the .. bad place?
*goes off wondering if getting on that ark isn't such a bad idea*




What about you Whateverist? Are you entering into the Ark?














¡PSCYH, reverino!

Did you actually miss my answer? I'll bold it up a bit so you can find it.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 4, 2014 at 8:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Galaxy Driver,
Evidence is His creation.

That's the claim, that he created everything. Claiming that God created everything, therefore everything proves God is real is the fallacy of affirming the consequent.

(July 4, 2014 at 8:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: The majority of people on this planet do not question that in some way there was Intelligent Design.

And that is the fallacy of argument from popularity.

(July 4, 2014 at 8:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: The complexity of this universe stemming from nothingness is complete non-sense.

That seems to either be the fallacy of arguing from personal incredulity or appeal to ridicule.

(July 4, 2014 at 8:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Many people don't want to believe in God because they don't want to culpable for their actions.

Mere assertion, it can be rejected without evidence because it was asserted without evidence.

(July 4, 2014 at 8:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Be thankful there is a God who came down as man and paid the price for our sins in full. All He asks of you is to believe. That requires faith. Jesus did live, He did die, He did resurrect, He rose back to heaven, and He is coming back soon. Don't say I didn't warn you. Friend, repent and get in the ark! Exclamation

You shouldn't believe someone who makes claims they can't substantiate. You show a troubling pattern of fallacies, unsupported assertions, and appeals to emotion similar to the tactics of a used car salesman. I don't think I should trust you.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 8:54 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 4, 2014 at 8:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: He'd do better to repent to me, CD's avenging angel.

Enough Stimbo,
Get in the ark already. Repent and be a great testimony to the people on this forum.

No way. Stimbo's soul belongs to me. Bought it fair and square.
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