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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 2:31 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 2:28 pm)Losty Wrote: Agreed. The ark orgy will consist of humans only!


Aren't all men dirty, dirty beasts? Or only the good kind?

Well I love dirty dirty beasts, but just only the human variety. And all men are not, some are less sexy gentlemen type humans.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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I'll stick to my sheep. They appreciate a refined gentleman.
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(July 17, 2014 at 3:37 pm)whateverist Wrote: I'll stick to my sheep. They appreciate a refined gentleman.

How is Baaabaaara?

Wink Shades

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(July 17, 2014 at 1:09 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Perhaps God gives us a skill set and then you choose with your will to use it for good or evil?
I like the concept of a god who gives you skills and then lets you do as you please with them. Sounds like much less of an asshat than the one you're usually telling us about.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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A total cutie.
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Awww, shucks...
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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Not ewe, silly.
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(July 17, 2014 at 3:44 pm)whateverist Wrote: Not ewe, silly.

There's a stereotype of NZ farmers with gumboots and velcro gloves when it comes to their sheep . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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There's a hot image I hope not to revisit when the time is right.
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(July 17, 2014 at 4:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: There's a stereotype of NZ farmers with gumboots and velcro gloves when it comes to their sheep . . .

Velcro....never thought of that.
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