At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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 RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 17, 2014 at 5:14 pm
(This post was last modified: July 17, 2014 at 5:15 pm by Cyberman.)
(July 17, 2014 at 8:49 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Whateverist, will you walk up the ramp and enter in with me and be saved? Be the first and others may follow. Yeah, that'll work. (July 17, 2014 at 1:09 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: No bestiality is allowed on the ark. Book, chapter and verse? Or is that just your bias showing again?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (July 17, 2014 at 5:13 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(July 17, 2014 at 3:37 pm)whateverist Wrote: I'll stick to my sheep. Yeah. Superglue is not a lube. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (July 17, 2014 at 5:17 pm)Beccs Wrote:(July 17, 2014 at 5:13 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Try KY.  At first, I thought Stimbo was suggesting you try the State of Kentucky for the sheep fucking. I am dying, here...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  (July 17, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(July 17, 2014 at 8:49 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Whateverist, will you walk up the ramp and enter in with me and be saved? Be the first and others may follow. Lev 18:23 And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion. 
So no shellfish either I assume. And since I have a great deal of cotton/poly blend clothes I'm out. And I hope you don't have any tattoos. Oh, and no men who cut their forelocks. And no bacon.
No bacon... I'm out. I loves me some bacon.  (July 17, 2014 at 7:29 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Lev 18:23 And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion. Rev, I don't know if you've seen those sheep with the come hither smirk and the "fuck me" hooves? Who could resist? 
(July 17, 2014 at 7:29 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Lev 18:23 And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion. I see no mention of an ark in there.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(July 17, 2014 at 7:34 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:(July 17, 2014 at 7:29 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Lev 18:23 And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion. I will no longer be replying to this thread. 
Promise?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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