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RE: joke time
November 14, 2015 at 7:18 pm
Jesus and the devil were going to be in a big boxing match. The whole town bet on the devil to win because everybody knew how crafty he we. Even the preacher bet on the devil. But when the fight started, the first punch Jesus threw, the devil hit the mat. He was out for the count. The whole town was stunned.
Town: How could you? We all bet on you. How could you just take a dive?
Devil: I know y’all bet on me. That’s why I bet on Jesus and now I’m taking all your money.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: joke time
November 18, 2015 at 9:13 am
Apparently 1 in every 2 and a half men is HIV positive
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RE: joke time
November 18, 2015 at 12:10 pm
The news is so depressing lately. Terror attacks, retaliation bombings, earthquakes...
About the only positive thing is Charlie Sheen.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
November 18, 2015 at 12:48 pm
"What kind of women are you into these days?"
"Any that will let me."
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RE: joke time
November 18, 2015 at 12:49 pm
"What do you like to see in a woman?"
"My tongue."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
November 19, 2015 at 4:43 am
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
November 19, 2015 at 3:21 pm
(November 18, 2015 at 12:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "What do you like to see in a woman?"
"My tongue."
Is that a threat, a promise or a challenge?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
