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RE: joke time
August 16, 2020 at 8:47 pm
I tried ordering t-shirts for our local psychics club.

I got the order wrong.

I ordered large and XL but apparently they're all mediums.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#4132
RE: joke time
August 16, 2020 at 8:49 pm
^ You should've known that! Dunno


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RE: joke time
August 16, 2020 at 8:57 pm
trump and co. handling the pandemic.
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RE: joke time
August 17, 2020 at 2:38 pm
(August 16, 2020 at 8:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I tried ordering t-shirts for our local psychics club.

I got the order wrong.

I ordered large and XL but apparently they're all mediums.

My wife told me her mum was a medium.
I said I'd always thought of her as more of a small. (she was about 4 foot six).

True story.



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RE: joke time
August 19, 2020 at 6:19 pm
Me, 'What brings you here today?'

Patient, "My car. But I walked a bit, too."

Me, writing in chart, "Not sexually active."

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RE: joke time
August 20, 2020 at 12:04 am
I was just looking through my telescope and found a Galaxy Far Far away!


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RE: joke time
August 20, 2020 at 12:21 am
(August 20, 2020 at 12:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: I was just looking through my telescope and found a Galaxy Far Far away!


Far, far gone, is more like it.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
August 20, 2020 at 7:38 am
(August 20, 2020 at 12:21 am)Fireball Wrote:
(August 20, 2020 at 12:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: I was just looking through my telescope and found a Galaxy Far Far away!


Far, far gone, is more like it.

Here in the rust belt state of Michigan - that's considered good condition..... 

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RE: joke time
August 21, 2020 at 7:11 pm
Niece, "Auntie Beccs, who's your favourite niece?" I have one niece.

Me, "It would have to be Theresa."

Niece, "But she's not your niece!"

Me, "No, but she's someone's niece."

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RE: joke time
August 21, 2020 at 7:15 pm
Keep 'em on their toes......

If they droop - tighten the rope...


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