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#4321
RE: joke time
December 28, 2020 at 11:12 am
I don't like fake people
Unless they are really convincing
Then, I don't know
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#4322
RE: joke time
December 29, 2020 at 6:58 am
What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 US bills?




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#4323
RE: joke time
December 30, 2020 at 5:57 pm
My daughter told me this one today:

"Why is religion so predatory?

Because religious people are always preying."
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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#4324
RE: joke time
December 31, 2020 at 6:39 am
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?




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#4325
RE: joke time
December 31, 2020 at 6:46 pm
My girlfriend surprised me tonight: she dressed up sexy like a police woman, handcuffed me to the bed and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.

2 minutes later I was released due to lack of evidence.
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#4326
RE: joke time
January 2, 2021 at 9:53 pm
We've all seen the "no parking" symbol.

A "p" surrounded by a red circle with a red line through it?

Apparently, in Ireland, there are two red stripes.

It means, "No parking, at all, at all!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#4327
RE: joke time
January 3, 2021 at 6:40 pm
An Hispanic woman gave birth to identical twin boys, Amal and Juan.

But she only kept a picture of one in her bag to show friends.

After all, once you've seen Juan...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
January 3, 2021 at 7:34 pm
An Hispanic man returned home after having attended his first baseball game. His family asked him how it was.

‘I found out that Americans are the friendliest people in the world. Everyone in the stadium wanted to make sure I had a good seat. Right before the game started, they all sang out, “Jose, can you see?’

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RE: joke time
January 12, 2021 at 5:25 am
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

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#4330
RE: joke time
January 12, 2021 at 8:18 pm
(January 12, 2021 at 5:25 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

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