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I don't like fake people
Unless they are really convincing Then, I don't know 
What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 US bills?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My daughter told me this one today:
"Why is religion so predatory? Because religious people are always preying."
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My girlfriend surprised me tonight: she dressed up sexy like a police woman, handcuffed me to the bed and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.
2 minutes later I was released due to lack of evidence. 
We've all seen the "no parking" symbol.
A "p" surrounded by a red circle with a red line through it? Apparently, in Ireland, there are two red stripes. It means, "No parking, at all, at all!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
An Hispanic woman gave birth to identical twin boys, Amal and Juan.
But she only kept a picture of one in her bag to show friends. After all, once you've seen Juan... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
An Hispanic man returned home after having attended his first baseball game. His family asked him how it was.
‘I found out that Americans are the friendliest people in the world. Everyone in the stadium wanted to make sure I had a good seat. Right before the game started, they all sang out, “Jose, can you see?’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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