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#4881
RE: joke time
May 6, 2021 at 5:31 am
(May 6, 2021 at 3:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the human brain. You know, because of all the indoor fins.

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#4882
RE: joke time
May 6, 2021 at 6:00 am
YEC: EVOLUTION MAKES NO SENSE!

Me: How did God do it?

YEC: GOD IS BEYOND OUR UNDERSTANDING!

Me: So God makes no sense.

YEC: EXACTLY!!! ... wait.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: joke time
May 6, 2021 at 6:13 pm
I went to the library and asked if they have the new book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's cat.

The librarian said it rings a bell but she doesn't know if it's in or not.

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RE: joke time
May 7, 2021 at 5:29 am
We're thinking of selling this place and moving into a bouncy house. The rent will be high, but that's mostly because of inflation.

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RE: joke time
May 7, 2021 at 7:39 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#4886
RE: joke time
May 7, 2021 at 9:18 am
(April 30, 2021 at 8:48 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: [Image: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg]

And at more advanced levels, you get into groups.
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#4887
RE: joke time
May 7, 2021 at 11:05 am (This post was last modified: May 7, 2021 at 11:06 am by onlinebiker.)
Sex is like air.


It' s no big deal until you're not getting any.
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RE: joke time
May 7, 2021 at 11:15 am
‘Sex is like smoking. If you don’t inhale, it won’t hurt you.’ - George Burns

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#4889
RE: joke time
May 7, 2021 at 7:45 pm
(May 6, 2021 at 5:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 6, 2021 at 3:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the human brain. You know, because of all the indoor fins.

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RE: joke time
May 7, 2021 at 10:43 pm
I killed someone in a Lebanese restaurant.

The police are trying to charge me with hummuside.

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