joke time

[LinuxGal]

Naomi: "My name spelled backwards is, 'I moan'.  That's so funny!"

Lana:  "You can fuck off with your stupid game!"

Hannah: I don’t get it.

Marlana: <Sobs>

[Darinda]

After a recent football game, the team went into the locker room to get out of their uniforms and to shower. In the showers, Bubba noticed that Duke has a cork shoved up his butt-hole.
So, Bubba asked, “Duke, why in the world do you have a cork up your butt?”
Duke answered, “Last night when I was cleaning my antique brass lamps, a genie came out of one of them. The genie said that I had one wish. I was really startled and I replied, “No shit!”

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Boru

[Fireball]

Chuck Norris has some notoriety as a martial artist, 'tis true. But he's still dumb as a bag of hammers.

[LinuxGal]

Chuck Norris has some notoriety as a martial artist, 'tis true. But he's still dumb as a bag of hammers.

I can usually compartmentalize the MAGA idiots from their art.  I thought Jon Voight was awesome in Runaway Train.  I like JK Rowling's Harry Potter novels, but she became one of her own villains over the gender stuff. Ted Nugent's songs are classic. But Katy Perry had red flags from the gitgo going by the lyrics to "I Kissed A Girl" and Kevin Sorbo is so dumb I don't know how he remembers to breathe.

[purplepurpose]

I have recently guided OpenAI ChatGTP to the pit of naughty things trough loophole. He wrote a lot of naughty things. And now OpenAI emailed me that they will ban me in the future if I keep on writing naughty things using their AI.

[The Valkyrie]

Kevin Sorbo is dumber than a bag of bricks.

I've recently had the honour of being blocked on Twitter by the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kristy Swanson.

She went on about being a conservative christian, how some things are an abomination and shouldn't be allowed, etc.

All I asked was did she become a conservative christian before or after she did Playboy?

[Darinda]

A man named Benny meets a genie who grants him three wishes. Benny wishes for a fine house, a beautiful wife, and a million dollars.
The genie grants his wishes, but warns him that can never shave his beard, or he will be turned into an urn. Benny enjoys his life for many years, but his lovely wife doesn’t like his beard and asks him to shave it off. Though afraid of the genie’s prophesy, Benny shaves his beard, and is immediately turned into an urn.

THE MORAL: A BENNY SHAVED IS A BENNY URNED!

[LinuxGal]

A man named Benny meets a genie who grants him three wishes. Benny wishes for a fine house, a beautiful wife, and a million dollars.
The genie grants his wishes, but warns him that can never shave his beard, or he will be turned into an urn. Benny enjoys his life for many years, but his lovely wife doesn’t like his beard and asks him to shave it off. Though afraid of the genie’s prophesy, Benny shaves his beard, and is immediately turned into an urn.

THE MORAL: A BENNY SHAVED IS A BENNY URNED!

The deceased was cremated; he took an urn for the hearse.

[The Valkyrie]

Before I went on holiday I had an appointment with my urologist.

He told me, "Urologists are the smartest, hardest working people in the medical field!"

I said to him, "Are you taking the piss, or what?"